Copyright Lyrics © 2026VYBEKEYS All Rights Reserved [Verse 1] We packed the truck by noon Like a mission to the moon Dad said, "Map's in my hand" Then sat on it in the sand My sister tripped on a log Saluted a very confused frog My brother brought twelve cans And zero actual plans [Pre-Chorus] I said, "Family, please" But nobody heard me One's got mud on their face One's already in my space [Chorus] Camp chaos, here we go (Here we go, here we go) Camp chaos, steal the show (Steal the show, steal the show) One won't move, one won't cook One drank the lake dry in one look Camp chaos, loud and proud We are the worst-equipped crowd [Verse 2] We reached the lake at dusk With a shovel and a rusted husk Uncle said, "I start fire" Then stared at sticks like they could inspire He blew smoke in his own eye Then claimed the wood was shy My cousin yelled, "I got this!" Dropped the matches in the kiss of mist [Pre-Chorus] I said, "Step aside" But they all took pride Flint in hand, ego high Fire just laughed and died [Chorus] Camp chaos, here we go (Here we go, here we go) Camp chaos, steal the show (Steal the show, steal the show) One won't move, one won't cook One drank the lake dry in one look Camp chaos, loud and proud We are the worst-equipped crowd [Bridge] Then Tim got chatty So loud, so bratty Splash! The fish all fled Like they heard thunder overhead We whispered like spies Big eyes, fake surprise Hook, line, silence, please Got dinner from the trees [Final Chorus] Camp chaos, here we go (Here we go, here we go) Camp chaos, let it grow (Let it grow, let it grow) One slips, one naps, one drinks the water One can't spark flame, and one talks hotter Camp chaos, sing it loud We survived that cursed campground [Outro] Pass the marshmallows (If we still have those) Camp chaos, family gold Best disaster ever told
