[Intro] [fast distorted guitar riff, rapid drum fill] [Verse 1] [palm-muted guitars, driving punk beat] Steam rising from the cracked asphalt Fayetteville streets in a dead-end halt Barney standing by ready for the drop Once the pressure starts, we're never gonna stop [Pre-Chorus] [guitars open up, crash cymbals] A golden stream from the palm of the hand Thick enough to save this jagged piece of land [snare rolls] Gears clicking claws in the downtown haze Gears clicking claws in the downtown haze And it's selling lies in a neon blaze [Chorus] [full band energy, melodic vocal harmonies] Syruper Joe! (Syruper Joe!) Barney at the gate (save the day!) Viscous glue for a city in a state of grace Syruper Joe! (Syruper Joe!) Too fast for the trap Featherville survives on a sugary slap [Verse 2] [half-time feel, cleaner guitar tones] The sun rises slow or the maple wood flow Princess Flapjack stands at the golden front door Princess Flapjack stands at the golden front door In the syrup of dawn, we find our release A breakfast of champions, a sticky kind of peace The crown is a waffle, the scepter a spoon Keeping the shadows away from the noon She walks through the streets with a bottle of light Turning the gray back to amber and white [Bridge] [soaring vocals, sustained guitar chords] Oh, Princess Flapjack with the golden brown hair Pouring your love through the Fayetteville air Sweet as the morning but strong as the stone She sits on her griddle-cut crystalline throne She saves the day in a sticky display The Princess of Breakfast has come here to stay [Outro] [tempo accelerates, aggressive vocals] The pop-up is screaming, the bandwidth is gone Ad-Making Joe is the end of the dawn (dawn!) Click on the banner, the arrow is live Digital viruses that never will thrive He's glitching the pixels, he's clogging the feed An intrusive nightmare that no one will need [heavy guitar chugging] Error code syrup, the buffer is full Ad-Making Joe has us caught in his pull Unskippable torment, a pixelated screen Ruining everything, even the dream Ruining everything, even the dream [music stops abruptly] [spoken] You can't skip this. You will never skip this. [static and digital glitch noise]
