Woke up early, paddle in hand Feeling ready, got a plan Take my swing, no regret But the ball just hits the net Tried a serve, tried a spin Still can’t seem to get a win Every time, the same old set That ball goes into the net Into the net, every time No matter how I try to climb It just goes into the net Practice hard every day Think I’ve found a better way Hit it soft, still upset Right back into the net Into the net, every time No matter how I try to climb It just goes into the net