(Verse 1) He ain’t ridin’ reindeer tonight, He’s got a dually and Christmas lights, Tailgate full of toys and smoke, Smells like brisket, beer, and hope. Stopped at Buc-ee’s, grabbed some fudge, Rudolph’s nappin’ on the truck bed sludge. (Chorus) He’s loadin’ up his sleigh with brisket and beans, Got Rudolph wearin’ Wrangler jeans, He’ll skip the snow for mesquite smoke, Got a longhorn hat and a jolly ol’ joke, Better raise that glass and count your blessin’s, ‘Cause Santa Claus is comin’ to Texas! (Verse 2) Mrs. Claus is dancin’ in her boots, Elves playin’ washboard, raisin’ hoots, Kids leave tacos by the tree, And a Shiner for the big ol’ G. If you hear ho-ho from your porch tonight, That’s just Santa stuck in a traffic light. (Chorus) He’s loadin’ up his sleigh with brisket and beans, Got Rudolph wearin’ Wrangler jeans, He’ll skip the snow for mesquite smoke, Got a longhorn hat and a jolly ol’ joke, Better raise that glass and count your blessin’s, ‘Cause Santa Claus is comin’ to Texas! (Bridge) From Lubbock down to Corpus shore, He’s eatin’ more than he did before, Yells “Merry Christmas, y’all!” through the haze, With barbecue sauce on his jingle sleigh. (Final Chorus) He’s loadin’ up his sleigh with brisket and beans, Got Rudolph wearin’ Wrangler jeans, He’ll skip the snow for mesquite smoke, And trade your milk for a shot of Coke, Better raise that glass and count your blessin’s, ‘Cause Santa Claus is comin’ to Texas!
