(Verse 1) Well I met a little cowboy, standin' 'bout an inch or three Wearin' tiny leather chaps, no taller than a bumblebee His horse was just a pony, but a mighty tiny one Named him Buckshot cause he's small, like a BB from a gun (Chorus) He's Boots McGraw, the smallest cowboy that you ever saw Rides a horse named Buckshot that's the size of my old dog They guard the garden day and night, chase them rabbits till they're gone But they gotta take a break when the sprinklers come on (Verse 2) Now Boots he likes his whiskey, drinks it from a dewdrop cup Takes him 'bout an hour just to drink that little sup Buckshot gets embarrassed when they're at the waterin' hole Cause all the other horses think he's just a fancy foal (Chorus) He's Boots McGraw, the smallest cowboy that you ever saw... (Verse 3) The outlaws tried to rob the bank, a matchbox full of gold But Boots and Buckshot tracked 'em down, least that's what I been told The sheriff gave 'em badges made from shiny paper clips Now they're famous 'round these parts, despite their tiny hips (Bridge) Some folks say he ain't a real cowboy Cause he rides a horse that's smaller than a toy But if you see him ropin' them grasshoppers in the night You'll know this little fella's doin' just alright (Verse 4) His campfire's just a firefly that glows there in the dark His guitar's made from a matchstick and a piece of maple bark The coyotes stop to listen when he yodels at the moon Though his voice is kinda squeaky, he can carry quite a tune (Final Chorus) He's Boots McGraw, the smallest cowboy that you ever saw Rides a horse named Buckshot that's the size of my old dog They guard the garden day and night, chase them rabbits till they're gone And if you hear a tiny "Yeehaw!" floatin' on the breeze It's just old Boots McGraw fallin' off in a sneeze (Tag) Yeah, it's just old Boots McGraw, fallin' off in a sneeze (Spoken) Bless his tiny little heart