[spoken] Look in the sky! Who knew such a big British guy could fly?! Here he comes, it's Chesterton! Hurray! [verse] Modernism you better run, Here comes GK Chesterton! In his fist a block of cheese Blasting out of Battersea [chorus] Here comes the mighty GK! He's got monomaniacs to slay! [verse] Yes sir, when utilitarians start to dream of nightmares built on ends and means He throws a wrench in their machines exposing all their lunacy [chorus] Here comes the mighty GK! He's got monomaniacs to slay! [verse] We know that when there's rationalism, we'll never be sad; Because we know that when the rationalists come, he'll arrive to call them dumb, and point the way to fairy land... with a sword cane in his hand! [chorus] Here comes the mighty GK! He's got monomaniacs to slay! [bridge] We're not worrying when Atheists yammer He comes down on them like a hammer Here comes the mighty GK! He's got monomaniacs to slay! When Eugenicists try to hide he roots them out and tans their hide! [chorus] Here comes the mighty GK! He's got monomaniacs to slay!
