Grand Hotel - Put It in Writing

• ─── ✦ ─── • ─── ✦ ─── •• ─── ✦ ─── • ─── ✦ ─── •• ─── ✦ ─── • 🎶 Deutsche Community für Suno-Artists 🎶 Wir sind die StorytellerZ. Discord: https://discord.gg/dsET36Ecrk © 2026 Arion Vox - Unauthorized use or duplication of these lyrics and music is prohibited. • ─── ✦ ─── • ─── ✦ ─── •• ─── ✦ ─── • ─── ✦ ─── •• ─── ✦ ─── • [Intro] [Typewriter clicks, tiny bell, rubber stamp rhythm] [Spoken: nasal goblin voice, very official] Complaint department. State your suffering clearly. Use ink. Blood smears. [Verse 1] A guest came down in slippers with a face like curdled tea Said, "The hallway keeps on breathing and it's breathing next to me." I said, "Wonderful. Specific. We appreciate the tone." Then I stamped his little nightmare and the hallway held its own. [Ad-libs: goblin] stamp it file it next [Verse 2] "The mirror won't reflect me." "The bathtub hums in Latin." "The bed has teeth and whispered that it finds my ankles fattening." I wrote it all in triplicate with courtesy and spite At Grand Hotel A Tiny Bite we file the dark away. [Pre-Chorus] If your wardrobe growls we'll ask it to be kind If your window stares we'll schedule it some time But once you sign the form, dear guest your wording is the spell So choose your little misery exceptionally well. [Chorus] Put it in writing Stamp it in red If your room has teeth we'll move you instead Put it in writing Sign at the line Your complaint is alive now and doing just fine Put it in writing Don't scream, don't bite Quality Control at A Tiny Bite [Post-Chorus: office chant] Approved Denied Revised Replied [Verse 3] A vampire filed a grievance that the moonlight was too warm A ghoul complained his breakfast had been alive before him A werewolf said the minibar was judging him again So I charged it for misconduct and promoted it to "friend." [Ad-libs: guests] That's not better! Who approved this? Why is it moving? [Pre-Chorus 2] Then someone wrote "the lift is strange" A dangerous thing to say It smiled, declared a labor strike and sideways drove away Mrs. Holloway looked tired Mara laughed into a glass Elias whispered, "Gribble…" I said, "Please join the queue at last." [Chorus] Put it in writing Stamp it in red If your room has teeth we'll move you instead Put it in writing Sign at the line Your complaint is alive now and doing just fine Put it in writing Don't scream, don't bite Quality Control at A Tiny Bite [Bridge] [Spoken: goblin, faster] You said the carpet was too clingy. It has been counseled. You said the curtains watched you sleep. They now take scheduled breaks. You said the ghost in your closet was rude. We replaced it with two polite ones. [Guest, spoken] I want to complain about the complaints! [Spoken: goblin, delighted] Excellent. Form B. [Breakdown: call and response] [Goblin] What do we want? [Guests] Silence! [Goblin] When do we want it? [Guests] Now! [Goblin] Please define "now" [Guests] What? [Goblin] In writing! [Ad-libs: goblin] stamp stamp clack clack no refunds next next [Final Chorus] Put it in writing Stamp it in red If your room has teeth we'll move you instead Put it in writing Sign at the line Your complaint is alive now and doing just fine Put it in writing Don't scream, don't bite Quality Control at A Tiny Bite [Outro] [Spoken: goblin, smug] Thank you for your feedback. The hotel has eaten it. You may now feel heard. Unfortunately.