Lyrics and Music by Bernd Harmsen Hooray! Hooray! we've found the man who will be president who is not part of the establishment we've found the man who is no hypocrite who speaks our language and be done with it we've found our man, he is the one a real self-made man, our Toby Dumb maybe he's not quite honest but who always tells the truth? maybe he is a cheater who never cheated in his youth? maybe he is a bully who isn't when he's had a booze? we've found the man who will be president who is not part of the establishment we've found the man who is no hypocrite who speaks our language and be done with it we've found our man, he is the one a real self-made man, our Toby Dumb he knows men in power outside the establishment he knows how to put pressure on clerks and highbrow men he'll let himself be guided by the will of the common man we've found the man who will be president who is not part of the establishment we've found the man who is no hypocrite who speaks our language and be done with it we've found our man, he is the one a real self-made man, our Toby Dumb there are people who will help him like Pjotr Vissarionowitsch and oligarchs from Russia who have power and are rich they'll get him out of trouble when the ox is in the ditch we've found the man who will be president who is not part of the establishment we've found the man who is no hypocrite who speaks our language and be done with it we've found our man, he is the one a real self-made man, our Toby Dumb