I went fishin’… and I swear on my dog… I didn’t catch a fish… but I caught a legend with a push-up top Verse 1 I went out fishin’ with my dog down by the river bend Wasn’t lookin’ for no trouble… just a quiet afternoon to spend Line in the water, sun sinkin’ slow Didn’t plan on meetin’ nothin’ that I didn’t already know Then the woods got still… like they sometimes do And my dog just looked at me like, “Buddy… this one’s new” ⸻ Verse 2 I wasn’t expectin’ Bigfoot… big, ugly, and tall But what stepped out them bushes had a whole different thing yall Curvy as a backroad, Lord help me please Had the kinda shape that’ll bring a man to his knees Saw that magnificent creature… thought my heart might stop Didn’t know they made a Sasquatch… in a push-up top 😄 And I ain’t sayin’ nothin’… I’m just reportin’ facts But that girl had more goin’ on than most folks in higher tax brackets 😄 ⸻ Chorus She’s my Sexy Sasquatch, I’m her lucky man Don’t care what folks say ‘bout me holdin’ her hairy hand We’re in love and that’s all that matters Even if she burns through razors but as hot as she is I forgave er 😄 ⸻ Verse 3 I was scared at first… I ain’t gonna lie The kind of scared that makes you renegotiate your life Then she smiled just enough to rearrange my plans Like, “Boy… you ain’t fishin’ no more, you’re a different man” Now when we go out, people stop and stare Like they tryin’ to solve a problem that ain’t theirs Gotta tell you somethin’… I really don’t care I done seen things now that ain’t in county fair 😄 A woman like this ain’t for everyone I wasn’t playin’ the game… but it looks like I won ⸻ Bridge (Stafford-style wink) My buddies say, “That ain’t right… that’s against all rules” I said, “Buddy, love’s been ignorin’ y’all since high school” 😄 ⸻ Final Chorus She’s my Sexy Sasquatch, wild and free Half legend… half “how’d this happen to me?” Yeah we’re in love and that’s all that matters And I don’t even mind she’s got better hair than most country singers’ daughters
