[Intro] Oi! (engine rev) Oi! (spray paint hiss) Oi! (tyre squeal) "Paint it red!" (crowd yell) [Verse 1] Da trukk was slow, da boss got sore, He slapped on red — now it roars! Da paint ain’t dry, da speed light’s flashin’, Hold on tight, we’z thrashin’! [Chorus 1] Red unz go fasta! Red unz go mean! Flash o’ rust, best you seen! Red unz go fasta — WAAAGH! machine! [Verse 2] Da Mek got cans, da Boyz got pride, Splash it thick, don’t paint inside! If it drips, dat’s good luck glue, Red on everything — boom! it flew! [Call + Response] Boss: “Why’s it red?” Boyz: “Cos it goes fast!” Boss: “Why’s it burnin’?” Boyz: “Cos we ain’t last!” Boss: “Why’s it smokin’?” Boyz: “Dat’s da blast!” All: “Now get in da trukk an’ floor it past!” [Chorus 2] Red unz go fasta! Red unz go mad! Humies cry, we’z so glad! Red unz go fasta — best we had! [Breakdown] (half-tempo stomp; engines rev; spray paint hiss; gang chant “FASTA!”) [Final Chorus] Red unz go fasta! Red unz go mean! Flash o’ metal, proper Orky scene! Red unz go fasta — WAAAGH! machine! [Outro] (tyres screech; laughter; engine cut; feedback fade)
