Verse 1** Boot up the game, controller tight in my hand Zach’s talking smack, but he don’t understand I see the field like a mage in the zone Reading his plays like they're carved into stone **Pre-Chorus** He’s glitchin’, he’s switchin’, he’s flippin’ the scheme But I’m three steps ahead, I’m livin’ the dream He’s spamming the dive, he’s cheesin’ the D But I drop back deep—this one’s all me! **Chorus** Hiney grab touchdown—take it to the house! Zach’s losin’ bad, man, he’s cryin’ out loud! 100 to nothin’, he’s losin’ control And I’m takin’ home the Mac ‘n Cheese Bowl! (Let’s go Larry!) **Verse 2** He's hittin' reset, tryna rewrite the past But every new play is a spell I outcast Hit-stick fury, I'm bringin' the pain He’s rage-quittin' early, can't handle the game **Pre-Chorus** He’s flailin’, he’s bailin’, he’s callin’ for cheats But I’m rainin’ down scores like a wizard of beats He’s jukin’, he’s movin’, but not breakin’ free I’m the Madden phenom, bow down to me! **Chorus** Hiney grab touchdown—take it to the house! Zach’s losin’ bad, man, he’s cryin’ out loud! 100 to nothin’, he’s losin’ control And I’m takin’ home the Mac ‘n Cheese Bowl! (Let’s go Larry!) **Bridge - Breakdown** Call me the king, call me the GOAT I’m rollin’ in trophies, I’m stackin’ the gold Zach’s out of luck, he’s punchin’ the air But I’m holdin’ the belt—this ain't even fair! **Final Chorus - Big Finish!** Hiney grab touchdown—take it to the house! Zach’s losin’ bad, man, he’s cryin’ out loud! 100 to nothin’, he’s losin’ control And I’m takin’ home the Mac ‘n Cheese Bowl! (Let’s go Larry! LET'S GO LARRY!) **Outro - Fade out with guitar solo**
