[Intro] Grandma stirring soup like it’s a spell Cousin doing squats in a cheap motel Priest on TikTok, livestream halo Meanwhile I’m late to my own ego [Verse 1] Why are we here? For taxes and snacks Philosophy degree Reading memes in caps Every holy book Every TED Talk clip Still can’t explain Why I lose one sock in the wash, every trip [Pre-Chorus] Male: Maybe life’s just Standing in a line Female: Changing three buses For a good cheap wine Both: Searching for a sign On a plastic chair Wondering why the universe Gave us back hair [Chorus] So what’s the meaning of life? (hey!) Eat, sleep, overthink, swipe Laugh till you leak out your eyes Then do it again every night What’s the meaning of life? (oh!) Spill your drink, miss your flight If we’re all cosmic mistakes Let’s at least get the joke right [Verse 2] Female: Horoscope says “Big change, stay brave” Change was my ex Taking back his microwave Male: Guru sold me Inner peace for cash Now my mantra’s: “Please don’t check my search history stash” Female: Is it destiny Or discount destiny’s child? Male: Are we star stuff, baby Or just slightly better-stressed primates gone wild? Both: If karma is real I was a traffic cone Forever stepped on Forever alone [Pre-Chorus] Female: Maybe life’s just Laundry on a chair Male: Buying fresh spinach Watching it rot there Both: Promise to improve “On Monday, I swear” But Monday keeps ghosting us Like it doesn’t care [Chorus] So what’s the meaning of life? (hah!) Try, cry, order some fries Call your mom, miss her call Eat cold pasta at sunrise What’s the meaning of life? (woah!) Wrong turn, still alright If we’re all cosmic mistakes Let’s at least dance out of spite [Bridge] [Beat switches, tempo feels faster, Balkan horns weaving into rave synths] Male: Maybe love is Sharing one last fry Female: Maybe truth is You will never fix that Wi‑Fi Male: Maybe purpose is Watering your plants on time Female: Or forgiving that version of you From 2009 Both: Maybe it’s simple Maybe it’s this Spilling ajvar on your shirt And still calling it bliss [Build] [Kick grows four-on-the-floor, siren-like risers creeping in] Female: If everything’s pointless That’s kind of a gift Male: Then nothing you mess up Can ever be missed Female: So scream with your neighbors Male: Kiss someone too long Both: If we’re all going nowhere Let’s go loud, let’s go strong [Final Chorus] [Full rave-techno energy, shouted gang vocals] What’s the meaning of life? (hey!) Eat, laugh, shout, survive Turn your panic attacks Into awkward high-fives What’s the meaning of life? (yeah!) Trip, fall, still arrive If we’re all cosmic mistakes We’re the best kind of typo alive [Outro] Male: So when the credits roll Female: And we drop our forks Both: At least we turned this circus Into fire-breathing fireworks— [Massive distorted explosion hit, echo fading into silence]
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