Oh Sara

a high-energy, comedic anthem celebrating the chaotic, unfiltered bond between two sisters

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You hit me with the “Bruh! You never answer me!”
“Are you getting my texts or just ignoring me? Punk!”
“What are you doing? Can I call you? Call me!”
Why do I call from the drive-thru and leave you hanging, but are you free?

Oh, Sara, you suck homie G!
But you’re the only sister who matches my crazy.
We’re roasting everyone else, making fun of that girl,
With her crazy, over-the-top lashes that make me wanna hurl!
“That’s so ratchet!” we scream from the roof,
I’m texting you I’m sick and I have to stay home, it’s the truth!
You say that I’m lying, but what’s your proof?
“Oh, you checked Life three sixty? Damn.”

I’m sipping on my coffee, yeah I need it so bad,
Did you know you’re adopted by mom and our stepdad?
Found you behind a garbage can, yeah it’s true!
“I’m not paying for that shit!” I scream out at you.
Now Addy’s walking 'round with underwear on her head,
“Tell 'em you’re selling 'em to gypsies!” like mom always said.
“Just sayin'.” Two immature moms, yeah, we run this shit,
With a venti iced latte and our cute outfits.

You’re texting me and whining, waiting for the bill,
“Just leave a stick of gum and walk out! Tell them to chill.”
“I guess I need to get my life in order today.”
Then you blast your favorite song, jamming all day.

Oh, Sara, you suck homie G!
But you’re the only sister who matches my crazy.
First-time cheer coaches, screaming "Go team! Hey!”
We don't know what we're doing, but we pretend anyway!
Two chaotic sisters and we be slaying,
“Um, that’s not what a cartwheel looks like, Sara.”
“Well, Val, take your coffee and shove it!”

“Oh my god, Audrey has her first crush!” you're so hyped on the phone,
While Jered keeps annoying, like you care what he’s doing alone.
And Steven’s still emotional, his man-hormones brewing,
While you're faking your workload and pretending you're doing.
I’m drowning in the kids fighting, apparently a new trend,
“You’re so annoying!” is our favorite line till the end.
Yeah, I wouldn't trade this circus for a single dime,
We’re gonna keep this chaos until the end of time!
Oh, Sara, you suck homie G!

But you’re the only sister who matches my crazy.
We hit up the group chat to roast our own mom,
Dropping comedy bombs like a total sitcom.
Then we pull up to the house and we start to bicker,
Arguments getting stupider, louder, and quicker!

Yeah, we're two messy kids, still arguing like we ten!
Text me right back, dawg, don't ignore me again.
Everyone who hates on us can go take a hike,
Our lashes look so good, and we do what we like!

Bumping your music as you step on the gas,
My hand out the window flipping you off as you pass!
Whatever, punk.
You crazy ass bitch!

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I’m making fun of our mom, yeah we haven't grown yet! While Jered keeps annoying you with all of his calls, It’s ok, Steven’s an asshole—we're blocking his walls. “I’m so not dealing with that at all!” As we wrestle on the floor like the years didn't fly. Yeah, we’re acting like ten, bickering, laughing again, “Shh Gurl, don’t start, you don’t know my life!” Surviving life’s chaos, a couple of lunatic wives. You hit me with the “Bruh! You never answer me!” “Are you getting my texts or just ignoring me? Punk!” “What are you doing? Can I call you? Call me!” Why do I call from the drive-thru and leave you hanging, but are you free? Oh, Sara, you suck homie G! But you’re the only sister who matches my crazy. We’re roasting everyone else, making fun of that girl, With her crazy, over-the-top lashes that make me wanna hurl! “That’s so ratchet!” we scream from the roof, I’m texting you I’m sick and I have to stay home, it’s the truth! You say that I’m lying, but what’s your proof? “Oh, you checked Life three sixty? Damn.” I’m sipping on my coffee, yeah I need it so bad, Did you know you’re adopted by mom and our stepdad? Found you behind a garbage can, yeah it’s true! “I’m not paying for that shit!” I scream out at you. Now Addy’s walking 'round with underwear on her head, “Tell 'em you’re selling 'em to gypsies!” like mom always said. “Just sayin'.” Two immature moms, yeah, we run this shit, With a venti iced latte and our cute outfits. You’re texting me and whining, waiting for the bill, “Just leave a stick of gum and walk out! Tell them to chill.” “I guess I need to get my life in order today.” Then you blast your favorite song, jamming all day. Oh, Sara, you suck homie G! But you’re the only sister who matches my crazy. First-time cheer coaches, screaming "Go team! Hey!” We don't know what we're doing, but we pretend anyway! Two chaotic sisters and we be slaying, “Um, that’s not what a cartwheel looks like, Sara.” “Well, Val, take your coffee and shove it!” “Oh my god, Audrey has her first crush!” you're so hyped on the phone, While Jered keeps annoying, like you care what he’s doing alone. And Steven’s still emotional, his man-hormones brewing, While you're faking your workload and pretending you're doing. I’m drowning in the kids fighting, apparently a new trend, “You’re so annoying!” is our favorite line till the end. Yeah, I wouldn't trade this circus for a single dime, We’re gonna keep this chaos until the end of time! Oh, Sara, you suck homie G! But you’re the only sister who matches my crazy. We hit up the group chat to roast our own mom, Dropping comedy bombs like a total sitcom. Then we pull up to the house and we start to bicker, Arguments getting stupider, louder, and quicker! Yeah, we're two messy kids, still arguing like we ten! Text me right back, dawg, don't ignore me again. Everyone who hates on us can go take a hike, Our lashes look so good, and we do what we like! Bumping your music as you step on the gas, My hand out the window flipping you off as you pass! Whatever, punk. You crazy ass bitch!

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