Welcome to Pride You've arrived Love what you've done With your terrible life Chin up, chest out Show us your best You're very important Like all of the rest In the Ring of Pride, we've all got class Mostly the kind you failed to pass Every prick's a work of art With a business plan and a missing heart We've got kings of this and queens of that An empire underneath each hat You'll meet six legends on your street And none can handle a small critique Lucifer's got the royal touch Great coat, great hat, collects ducks You wanted thunder, dread and awe? There's little squeaky ones by the door Polish the horns Straighten the tie Nothing says power Like needing to try Crown of Pride! Wear it high! Mind the door On your way inside Big damn deal! So are we! Take a number Your Majesty Crown of Pride! What a view! Everyone's looking Right past you Smile real wide Swallow the slight Welcome to Pride You're always right! Charlie's got a bright idea Be less awful while you're here A second chance, a place to stay We asked what catch was tucked away She means it, which is rather rude We've spent years on this attitude Now she wants us to reflect We've got mirrors. What comes next? The hotel offers room to grow A dreadful phrase, but there you go She's asking us to make amends We'd rather make influential friends Bury the guilt Dress up the lie If you feel small Get a taller tie Crown of Pride! Wear it high! Mind the door On your way inside Big damn deal! So are we! Take a number Your Majesty Crown of Pride! What a view! Everyone's looking Right past you Smile real wide Swallow the slight Welcome to Pride You're always right! We don't get jealous We notice mistakes We don't hold grudges We keep things straight We don't need praise We just find it odd When a room full of people Forgets to applaud And Charlie keeps a light on For the ones we laugh outside It's irritating how she sees The things we dress in pride Well, that's enough sincerity It's dreadful for the brand Put the crown back on my head I've got people to command! Crown of Pride! Wear it high! Mind the door On your way inside Big damn deal! So are we! Take a number Your Majesty Crown of Pride! Gold and glue! Half the street Has one like you Smile real wide Swallow the slight Welcome to Pride You're always right! You're always right You're always right It's everyone else Who ruins your night Chin up, chest out Gracefully wave Lovely crown Does it come with a brain?
