[Intro: female spooky whisper, music box, then riff kicks in] Trick... or... treat... (Quack.) [Verse: gritty shouts] Bought a costume, cost me forty bucks Glued on feathers, now I'm stuck, what luck Pillowcase ready, sneakers laced up tight Gonna sweep this street before the end of night [Pre-Chorus: mid growl, building] Ring the bell, ring the bell Smile real big, I'm a duck from hell [Chorus: half-time phonk drop, mid growl] WHO GIVES RAISINS ON HALLOWEEN? Little wrinkled grapes, the saddest thing I've seen I want chocolate, I want sugar, I want sweets Not a toothbrush and a box of dried-up treats! [Phonk drop: instrumental, no vocals, 808 and cowbell] [Verse 2: gritty shouts] House number nine says "only one per kid" I took five, the dog saw what I did Grandma's popcorn balls from nineteen-eighty-two Dentist on the corner hands out floss to chew [Pre-Chorus: mid growl, building] Count the haul, count the haul Thirty minutes and I ate it all [Chorus: half-time phonk drop, mid growl] WHO GIVES RAISINS ON HALLOWEEN? Little wrinkled grapes, the saddest thing I've seen I want chocolate, I want sugar, I want sweets Not a toothbrush and a box of dried-up treats! [Breakdown: one deep guttural growl] SUGAR... CRASH... [Bridge: female spoken, deadpan] Honey, the kids are asleep. Why is their candy bag empty? And why are there feathers in the wrappers? [Final Chorus: half-time phonk drop, mid growl, all out] WHO GIVES RAISINS ON HALLOWEEN? Daddy ate the Snickers, now the bag is clean I want chocolate, I want sugar, I want sweets Tell the kids the raisins are the Halloween treat! [Outro: gritty shouts, then music stops] Next year I'm going as a dentist... (Quack.)
