(Intro) (Verse 1) Don’t know where we’re going, Got no way of knowing, Driving on the road to nowhere, Sponging for a living, Checking out the women, Riding on the road to nowhere! (Chorus) And we don’t take shit from anyone, All we wanna do is have some fun! We’re Max and Paddy, Paddy and Max, Best of all, we don’t pay council tax! (Verse 2) “Magnet and steel,” we’re stuck like glue, “Put that fooooooking coooooker on,” it’s what we do! “Who’s that in the corner?” it’s just a mate, “Dressed as a chicken,” oh, it’s never too late! “Cow,” may she rest in pieces, “Over there… there… and over there,” it never ceases! (Chorus) And we don’t take shit from anyone, All we wanna do is have some fun! We’re Max and Paddy, Paddy and Max, Best of all, we don’t pay council tax! (Bridge) “Tell me something, I’ll tell you something,” that’s how it goes, “I’m getting the word… nonce,” as the laughter flows. “Just a couple of lads,” living life with flair, In the Phoenix Nights glow, we’re the perfect pair! (Verse 3) “Is it too late to say sorry?” when we mess up the plan, “But too far, Tony!” we’re just having a laugh, “He shot me in the arse!” but we’ll still take our stand, With Paddy’s dance moves, we’re the ultimate clan! (Outro) So here’s to the laughter, the wild and the bold, With Max and Paddy, the stories unfold! On the road to nowhere, we’re having a blast, And best of all… We… don’t… pay…. Council…. Taxxxxxxx (End)
