[Exclude Style: spluttering::2, clipping::1.5, distortion::2, over-driven frequencies::2, dull, monotone] [verse] online 5e MST Friday [spoken] 4 Old Lady Players Wanted [verse] Is that sexist? Is it ageist? I've seen post like "looking for female" and "18 to 21 prefered" So I figured, I'd get those guys mom's into a dungeon and play some D&D if you know what I mean. [chorus] DIce and Descriptions! Get your head out of the gutter! [verse] I could explain the campaign and the rules and all that but that ain't all that, you know? [chorus] You pretend to be someone who is mildly interesting and you roll when you need to and don't when you don't, this is not dismanteling democracy, it's D&D... [verse] wait, that is D&D too... which means we are all in this dungeon together, and we must work to escape, with as much loot as we can. [chorus] You know how it goes, you been around the block. {verse] A lot of DMs make great demands of their players even before they get to play. [verse] I have a very small requirement: you simply must be 4 sisters, born at the same time to the same black male goat in an unhallowed cemetery on the bloodmoon [instrumental] Not asking for much. This is standard stuff. [build-up] It's how I met my wife and her sisters. [drop] [verse] I figure it works for D&D as well. Now I said OLD. So I'm thinking 18-20. That'd be perfect. But this isn't a perfect world so 21 to 108 should fit the fun group just swell. Most important thing is you have to have a sense of humor. If you took anything here seriously (besides the LFG) or got offended, well... [bridge] Klutchin Perles is good character name for a Rogue granny. She sneaks in people's houses, goes through their things, is offended by what she finds, but not the fact she's stealing it. [instrumental] [verse] Anyway you don't have to play grannies, i was thinking witches... but we'll see what you got under that big hat of yours. [build-up] This will be Discord voice and text , maybe a costumed video someday. [drop] [spoken] Importantly nothing ERPy , slurpy, jerky, or pokey, just low key hokey jokey, okey dokey? [verse] You're probably wondering "What time? Because I sleep at every hour that has a number in the name." Yes yes of course, what is life for if not to sleep, perchance to dream... Well I figure 6PM MST to 9PM MST , With the 6 to 7 part being an open voice session to sit down together while you wait for the rest of the squad. [instrumental] Because I'm figuring you are stuck in traffic at 6PM anyway, then you gotta walk the flying monkeys and [build-up] brew mystery meat in the cauldron while getting your daily cackles in. [drop] [outro] Anyway can't wait to hear from all the catfish. C'mon Baba Yaga....get some. [end]
