[Intro] “Good morning Mister shah mah Lon, I hear you have a new movie idea to pitch” (You bet mister movie exec) “Ok, let’s hear all about it” (WHAT A TWIST!!) [Verse 1] I’ve got a script that's wild, a plot so grand, A twisty tale that'll leave you just stunned, You’ll think you know where it’s going, but oh, you’re wrong, Hold on tight, it’s gonna be a wild ride song! -“ok” (WHAT A TWIST!!) [Pre-Chorus] In a town where things are never quite what they seem, And every revelation is like a fever dream, You’ll be guessing and second-guessing all along, Welcome to my movie, where the twists belong! “Sounds good” (And oh, WHAT A TWIST!!) [Chorus -Choir] M. Night Shyamalan, the twist-master divine, Turning every storyline into a goldmine, From the first scene to the finale’s grand scheme, He’s the king of the twist, the plot-twist dream! He’s M knight Shah mah Lon It’s M knight Shah mah la mah la mah la mah la mah la mah [Verse 2] There’s a character you trust, but wait, there’s a catch, A hidden agenda that’s about to dispatch, You thought the plot was simple, oh what a surprise, Watch it unravel before your very eyes! -“ok” (WHAT A TWIST!!) [Pre-Chorus] In a world where every truth is wrapped in disguise, And the simplest detail will boggle your eyes, Prepare for a journey where your mind gets bent, With every new twist, you’ll be more and more spent! “So, it’s got a plot twist?” (And oh, WHAT A TWIST!!) [Chorus -Choir] M. Night Shyamalan, the twist-master divine, Turning every storyline into a goldmine, From the first scene to the finale’s grand scheme, He’s the king of the twist, the plot-twist dream! He’s M knight Shah mah Lon It’s M knight Shah mah la mah la mah la mah la mah la mah [Bridge] So get ready for a ride through my inventive haze, Where secrets and surprises are all the rage, With every new plot twist your jaw will drop, In this movie of mine there’s no way to stop! —— [Chorus -Choir] M. Night Shyamalan, the twist-master divine, Turning every storyline into a goldmine, From the first scene to the finale’s grand scheme, He’s the king of the twist, the plot-twist dream! He’s M knight Shah mah Lon It’s M knight Shah mah la mah la mah la mah la mah la mah [Outro] So raise your glasses high and cheer with delight, For M. Night’s next movie will give you a fright, With twists and turns and a storyline that beams, He’s the master of the plot-twist, and the king of dreams! “Yes, let’s fund it. When can you start?” (Here’s the twist! It’s already filmed and ready for the theater!) “You crazy movie genius.” (Thanks!)