
Powdered Hotdogs Ft. Danielle
[Intro] “Errr god…who said old blondes don’t have fun?” [Verse 1] I have fun…with a couple glasses of wine in my hand, (she pretends it’s a hotdog~...). Don’t look away…I’ll be on a table in a headstand, (she's just so hawt~....). And don’t look in my purse…I promise there’s no contraband, (It’s just baby powder~...). [Hook] This is Jenny…snorted the block… So I hope you don’t mind…that I suck Co– Nstellations…a psychic said I was a gemini… It’s probably just because I’m such a two-faced Bi– T and chewed a hotdog…happy fourth of July… Oh wait it was also pride…shout out all the EVIL gays! Ha-ha-ha-ha! [Bridge] “Why did you book her on these chicken gigs…she's Jennifer Comelidge! She don’t belong up in this gig…where’s Broadway? Errr god…” [Verse 2] I’m the mother of The “D” Dynasty…who even is Dani? (Must be another dumb blonde~...). I mean look at me…all these furs…I’m so boujie, (It’s all naturally sourced~...). I did get diagnosed recently…with diva disorder type “B”, (I heard it’s SO chronic~...). [Hook] This is Jenny…snorted the block… So I hope you don’t mind…that I suck Co– Nstellations…a psychic said I was a gemini… It’s probably just because I’m such a two-faced Bi– T and chewed a hotdog…happy fourth of July… Oh wait it was also pride…shout out all the EVIL gays! Ha-ha-ha-ha! [Outro] “Now where is her totally legal substance that is definitely not cocaine...?"

