War Crimes In The Bathroom

[Verse 1] House party humming Plastic cups Cheap wine Someone yells “shots!” I’m pretending I’m fine Then the door swings open Like the gates of doom And a cursed wind Just blows through the room [Pre-Chorus] Who brought the cats? Who fed them rage? Who lit this fuse In a tiled cage? [Chorus] War crimes in the bathroom I can’t breathe I can’t see Eyes burning like gasoline What have you done to me? War crimes in the bathroom Every saint would sin My nose is wrecked My soul defected Do not let them in (hey!) [Verse 2] Line at the hallway Everyone looks scared Whispered legends Of what went down in there Air freshener empty Candles lost the fight There’s a warning label Just hanging in the light [Pre-Chorus] Who brought that curry? Who brought that dare? Who weaponized The weekend air? [Chorus] War crimes in the bathroom I can’t breathe I can’t see Eyes burning like gasoline What have you done to me? War crimes in the bathroom This is not okay Should’ve called a priest or plumber Hours ago today [Bridge] I saw two cats just sprinting past Like they’d seen the end of days (oh no) Even they won’t cross that line Even they won’t misbehave Is this party cursed tonight Or are we the plague? [Chorus] War crimes in the bathroom I can’t breathe I can’t see Eyes burning like gasoline What have you done to me? War crimes in the bathroom Put it in the news My nose is wrecked My life affected I did not consent to fumes