Therefore Pasta

**Therefore Pasta** *(Verse 1)* Have you ever felt regret For something said or done? Have you ever watched the sunrise Paint the mountains one by one? Have you ever loved another? Stood in silence, filled with awe? Excellent... we've reached the point That proves the Noodle's Law. *(Pre-Chorus)* Premise entered. Please stand by. Processing your reason why... *(Chorus)* Therefore Pasta! The answer's always there. No matter what the question was, We've got sauce to spare. Need no further evidence, The case is closed at last. Whatever starts the argument... Therefore Pasta! *(Verse 2)* Do you wonder who you are? Do you hope for something more? Do you seek a life of meaning, Like philosophers before? Do you laugh until you're crying? Do you dream while you're asleep? Splendid! Every single answer Makes our confidence complete. *(Pre-Chorus)* Observation... verified. Conclusion already certified. *(Chorus)* Therefore Pasta! Every road leads here. Every fact and every feeling Somehow makes it clear. If it sounds remotely human, We've already done the math. Whatever starts the argument... Therefore Pasta! *(Bridge)* You found beauty? Pasta. You felt guilty? Pasta. You forgave somebody? Pasta. You changed your mind? Pasta. You sneezed at breakfast? Pasta. Burned your toast? Pasta. Lost your keys? Surprisingly... Also Pasta. *(Verse 3)* Stars above and grains of sand, Atoms, galaxies, and time. Logic, music, hope, and sorrow— Everything's a noodle sign. If the answer never changes, Though the questions multiply, Perhaps the sauce was simmering Before we asked you "Why?" *(Final Chorus)* Therefore Pasta! We've solved it all today. Every premise, every pathway Ends the selfsame way. From the profound to ridiculous, The pattern holds steadfast. When every road's the only road... Therefore Pasta! *(Outro)* Thank you for your evidence. Your testimony's vast. We've carefully considered it... ...Therefore Pasta.