Parody of "Ring of Fire" ©copyright 1963 by Johnny Cash / June Carter & Merle Kilgore [Intro - Trumpet] [Verse 1] I love, spicy buffalo wings Now I pay, for foolish things One bottle, of hot sauce My backside, counts the cost [Chorus] I fell into a burning ring of fire Sat down slow, slow, slow, but the flames climbed higher And it burns, burns, burns, my roids on fire, hemorrhoids on fire [Short Instrumental Break] [Chorus] I fell into a burning ring of fire Sat down slow, slow, slow, but the flames climbed higher And it burns, burns, burns, my roids on fire, hemorrhoids on fire [Verse 2] Creams and wipes, all failed somehow Frozen peas, are with me now Donut cushions, an' baths so mild Still my rear, is running wild [Final Chorus] I fell into a burning ring of fire Stood all day, day, day, 'cause no chair inspired And it burns, burns, burns, hemorrhoids on fire, my roids on fire [Outro - Fading out] My roids on fire... My roids on fire... My roids on fire...
