[Intro] [Cozy studio ambiance, paper rustling, deep nervous sigh of a child] [Frightened child voice, whispering close-to-mic]: Oh, my god... Okay, I will try... [SUDDEN AUDIO START - Punchy driving tech-house kick and heavy Moog bass slam in hard, 124 BPM] [A horribly out-of-tune scratching violin note hits completely off-key over the perfect house beat] [Verse 1 - The First Attempt] [The heavy house drum loop continues rolling tightly with crisp hi-hats] [Amateur child voice starts singing, completely out-of-tune and shaking] Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I won... [The child's voice cracks badly on the last word, giving a huge comical петух] [SUDDEN BREAK - The tech-house beat stops instantly, violin screeches loudly, total silence] [Child stops singing, gasps and coughs nervously]: Oh... No, sorry. It is wrong. Can I start over? [Clears throat] [Verse 1 - Second Attempt] [The heavy tech-house beat slams back in full volume with the driving bassline] [Screeching out-of-tune child violin starts playing the same simple melody again, making a different mistake] [Child voice sings with high pressure, still completely off-key] Twinkle... twinkle... little... sta-a... [The violin plays a horribly sharp wrong note, cutting the word completely in half] [SUDDEN BREAK - All drums and bass stop instantly, leaving empty space] [Child voice, crying slightly and deeply frustrated]: I hate this bow! It is too slippery! Okay, one more time... [Chorus - The Total Disaster] [The tech-house beat explodes at maximum volume with screaming, chaotic, awful scratching violin sequences] [Child tries to sing loudly over the noise, voice breaking into a comical pitch] Do, re, mi, fa, so-o-o-lo! [Voice cracks on a high note, completely out of key] This is a nightmare, oh no-o-o! [SUDDEN BREAK - Sound of a wooden violin bow dropping on the floor with a loud clatter] [Outro] [Absolute silence, no drums, no bass, only the sound of heavy emotional breathing] [Child voice, quietly whispering, completely defeated and walking away]: I am done with this... I want to play video games... [Sound of footsteps fading away and a heavy studio door closing] [Final single low-end Moog bass echo resonates into total clean silence] [End]
