Don't Mess with Bear

[Chorus] In the land down under, where the gumtrees sway Bear the Koala, is out today the coppers all know, not to mess with his mates its happened before, and its sealed some fates he’s a true aussie biker, he just loves to ride, so mess with his freedom and he’ll tan your hyde (Don’t Mess with Bear!) ( freedom rider, motor biker) [Verse 1] One Saturday arvo, on a scorching hot day Bear sparks up a joint, not a care in the fray his Harley he revs, it’s what he enjoys feeling real happy, gunna go meet his boys [Verse 2] Winding roads and hills of green Under the sun, Bear's face serene wind in his hair, and nature's sound In this wide land, where freedom's found (freedom is found) [Chorus] In the land down under, where the gumtrees sway Bear the Koala, is out today the coppers all know, not to mess with his mates its happened before, and its sealed some fates he’s a true aussie biker, he just loves to ride, so mess with his freedom and he’ll tan your hyde (Don’t Mess with Bear!) ( freedom rider, motor biker) [Verse 3] he heads Into town, so small and quaint At the local pub, where his mates acquaint the gang is all here, and they raise a cheer good bunch of blokes, just enjoying a beer (enjoy your beer with mates) [Verse 4] But a ticket awaits, on Bear's motorcycle A clearway fine, and an unjust cycle "FUCK!” roars out Bear, his anger intense In the blistering heat, this doesn’t makes sense (don’t make no sense) [Chorus] In the land down under, where the gumtrees sway Bear the Koala, is out today the coppers all know, not to mess with his mates its happened before, and its sealed some fates he’s a true aussie biker, he just loves to ride, so mess with his freedom and he’ll tan your hyde (Don’t Mess with Bear!) ( freedom rider, motor biker) [Verse 5] Smoke rising high, from Bear's head it flows (under fire now) Fury unleashed, a tempest that grows T-shirt are ripping, muscles are clenched Injustice is faced, his anger entrenched [Verse 6] With fury and purpose, his rage does now surge Parking meter ripped out, a defiant urge Seventy-five bucks, for a small parking sin Bear now declares war, and the battle begins (Bear) (freedom fighter) [Chorus] In the land down under, where the gumtrees sway Bear the Koala, is out today the coppers all know, not to mess with his mates its happened before, and its sealed some fates he’s a true aussie biker, he just loves to ride, so mess with his freedom and he’ll tan your hyde (Don’t Mess with Bear!) ( freedom rider, motor biker) [Verse 7] parking Inspector grinning, tickets he writes Baby on board, and now Bear ignites Running with claws, eyes all ablaze Injustice confronted, in some furious ways (Bear) (freedom fighter) [Verse 8] he Punches and boots and he claws and rips! revenue hunters not welcome, take the tip The inspector is down, a triumphant cheer Cash in bears hand, and victory here (Bear) (Harley Rider) [Chorus] In the land down under, where the gumtrees sway Bear the Koala, is out today the coppers all know, not to mess with his mates its happened before, and its sealed some fates he’s a true aussie biker, he just loves to ride, so mess with his freedom and he’ll tan your hyde (Don’t Mess with Bear!) ( freedom rider, motor biker) [Guitar Solo] [Outro] As the sun sets low, on this Aussie tale Bear's courage and fury, will never be frail In the heart of the Outback, where dreams collide He rides, our hero, with unmatched stride (He rides, our hero, with unmatched stride) Don’t Mess with Bear! ( freedom rider, motor biker) Don’t Mess with Bear! ( freedom rider, motor biker) Don’t Mess with Bear! ( freedom rider, motor biker) [FADE OUT] [end]