(damn Santa, this beat is cold). (Brr!) (Intro - Heavy Auto-Tune Mumble) (Sound of a lighter flicking and a deep inhale) Yeah… uh huh… Look at the wrist… (Brrr!) It’s chilly in the trap house… Yeah… Frosty… you got that white? (Sniff) Yeah… I got it… (Chorus - Melody matches the original song exactly) Frosty the Snowman (Yeah!) Was a trap king sellin’ whole (Bricks!) Got a gilded pipe and a runny nose (Sniff!) And two eyes that’s on parole. (Feds watchin’!) Frosty the Snowman (Uh!) Got that product by the weigh (Kilos!) He was made of blow, all the fiends they know He be servin’ night and day. (Trap, trap!) (Verse 1 - Mumble Rap Triplet Flow) Ayy, check the hat, it’s designer. (Gucci!) Ain’t nobody in the city flyer. (Nah!) Old silk hat? That’s a lie, bruh. Balenciaga on my eye, bruh. (Facts!) I came to life in the kitchen. (Whippin’!) Pyrex pot, watch it thicken. (Whippin’!) The children say, “Frosty, wanna play?” I said, “Nah lil’ homie, I gotta make a play.” (Move!) Got a broomstick? Nah, that’s a Draco. (Doo-doo-doo!) If you short on the cash, I say "No way, hoe." Button nose red, yeah I’m allergy prone. Leave a message at the tone on my burner phone. (Brrt!) (Chorus) Frosty the Snowman (Yeah!) Was a trap king sellin’ whole (Bricks!) Got a gilded pipe and a runny nose (Sniff!) And two eyes that’s on parole. (Twelve!) Frosty the Snowman (What?) Got that product by the weigh (Kilos!) He was made of blow, all the fiends they know He be servin’ night and day. (Yuh, yuh!) (Verse 2 - Slower, darker flow) The sun came out, that’s the heat. (The cops!) Saw the blue lights flashin’ down the street. (Skrrt!) I said, “Run! The supply is gettin’ low!” I’m startin’ to sweat, I’m losin’ my glow. (I’m meltin’!) Hit the corner, thumpety thump thump. (Run!) Jumped in the whip, got the trunk pump. (Bass!) cop hollered, “Freeze right there!” , “Officer, I’m already frozen, I swear!” (No cap!) I’m drippin’… literally. (Splash!) Turnin’ into water, it’s a tragedy. (Damn!) Lost my structure, lost my whole stash. a wet spot waitin’ on the cash. (Puddle gang!) (Bridge - Mumbled/Sung slightly off-key) He waved goodbye… (Bye…) Said "Don’t you cry…" (Don’t trip…) I’ll be back again… (Yeah…) When the shipment comes in… (Re-up!) (Chorus - Melody matches the original song exactly) Frosty the Snowman (Yeah!) Was a trap king sellin’ whole (Bricks!) Got a gilded pipe and a runny nose (Sniff!) And two eyes that’s on parole. (Feds watchin’!) Frosty the Snowman (Uh!) Got that product by the weigh (Kilos!) He was made of blow, all the fiends they know He be servin’ night and day. (Trap, trap!) (Outro) Yeah… (Sniff sound) It’s over… Somebody bring a mop… I’m liquid… (Sound of a toilet flushing) Brrrr!
