[Verse] My lawn was a velvet dream so green A paradise A perfect scene But then they came The striped bandits of the night Digging deep with their claws so tight [Prechorus] Grubs so juicy Oh so sweet Little skunk buffet beneath my feet They feast They dig They leave behind A cratered mess that warps my mind [Chorus] Skunk funk fever Can’t take a breather Holes in my lawn Chaos is the leader Don’t mess with skunks No way no way They rule the dark They’re here to stay [Verse 2] A minefield of pits A gardener’s despair Each step’s a gamble Proceed if you dare Lawn once flawless Now it’s a joke A skunk-struck land where dreams are broke [Bridge] They shuffle They snuffle They strut They grin Black-and-white kings of the turf they win They’ve got the funk I’ve got the stress A funky invasion My lawn’s a mess [Chorus] Skunk funk fever Can’t take a breather Holes in my lawn Chaos is the leader Don’t mess with skunks No way no way They rule the dark They’re here to stay
