[verse: rapped] Bucky and my bride, here to tell our tale. We been a couple since high school and college as well. Eternally devoted she dotes on my every moment. She loves me in ways that others been scared to show it. I got a thing you see, and it rhymes with my name. So imma break down how I got in the pineapple game. Chilling at a party with Ricky one night. Cecelia my wife sitting there to my right. Then Ricky said to Cecelia "I’d really like to feel ya Taking little Ricky somewhere moist and tight” I looked at my wife, and she saw my boner. Decided that the dude was gonna get to loan her. All good with me, it’s not like I owned her. So she sucked Rick’s dik while I rubbed her shoulders. My only stipulation for my partner’s lovers That when they phucking on the bed - don’t go under the covers Not allowed! No doubt - I’m the man of the house! Laying down the law to him while he takes off her blouse It’s switching lanes to carpool when you’re sharing your spouse And if I see him at the skool I’ll be quiet as a mouse. Nothing weird just the teachers of one or both of our khids. Though got some through word of mouth of how she likes em real big Gal pal from way back who likes to beet her with a switch. Been besties since they babies, now she strapping a bhitch. All anonymous was a promise that really brought in the applicants I can’t extend a thanks through the admin it’s too embarrassing But I appreciate all the people who started gathering And put her right on top of a mattress and got to ravishing. Folk were getting famished I had to keep up the stamina Flipping on the grill get a burger they going ham in her Then at her request they began the final Step and used her chest as a human you-RYE-nal I pity the poor sucker who’s gotta clean that Oh it’s me, Mister Sheen! Jacking ween in the background time for another round? Cos I’m ready to go, and all the people lining up are seeking pleasing some mo, so I go straight around the back cos the front door’s closed and she be squeezing lots of weenies so they coat her with loads; I’m like a middle manager seeking that they don’t damage her but really have no agency can’t even place demands on her. Like at my birthday party a threesome with her and Tamara but she invited Jacob and asked me to hold the camera! No wonder I’m a stammerer master bate in the bathroom Watching a younger couple using my wife like a trash shoot. Prefers a cream pie cos she got her tubes tied after bebe number two almost wrecked her insides. You’d think that she’d be wider that’s a myth she’s super slight but she’s still accommodating even when she’s air tight. Go mount that steed like a knight, and ride with all of your might, just don’t wake up the chillen cos then you’ll give them a fright our normal babysitter’s with her sister’s khids for the night and they dont get along with ours but their folks are in line. I’m putting ice in their wine, muddling mint rum and lime making mojitos while my sweet ho taking five at a time incognito banditos and greasy Guidos in speedos torpedoed see-see to degrees I nearly peed in my chinos. I’m cheefing weed like a fiend tho and she seems to be keen on me but that isn’t the arrangement I’m just here for the clean up. Do I have regrets? I laminated the guest list. Track infection, allergy, and who likes to be neck-kissed. My spreadsheets telling me we’re low on breadsticks And it’s Angelo’s turn to give the pearly necklace. [outro: sung] Pick those keys Out the bowl Take a turn on Cecelia’s holes Don’t mind Bucky - Cuckoo cucking Lickin See see clean When she get done phucking
