Modern Monster Mash

[Pop-Rock, Comedy Parody, Energetic, Fun, M ale Vocal, Pop-Rock Voice, Comedic Delivery

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STUDIO

(Intro)
I was working in the lab late one night...

(Verse 1)
The zombies started texting 
"u up?" at 3 AM
Dracula joined a book club, 
they're reading "Twilight" again
The Wolfman's on a diet, 
he's counting all his carbs
While Frankenstein is swiping right 
on monster dating apps

The mummy started yoga, 
he's trying to get more fit
But every time he stretches, 
bandages come unlit
The Creature from the Black Lagoon 
joined a swim team
But they disqualified him '
cause he's not what he seems!

(Chorus)
It's a Modern Monster Mash (MASH!)
Something something social cache!
All the monsters came to crash
This digital monster bash!
From their crypts they did emerge
To post upon the net and surge
It was a graveyard smash!
It was a Modern Monster Mash

(Verse 2)
The Phantom of the Opera 
started a podcast
'Bout how the chandelier incident 
was way overblown, alas
The Invisible Man got into 
stand-up comedy
But nobody laughs 
'cause nobody can see!

The Blob joined a gym membership, 
but what a mess
He kept absorbing all the weights 
and the bench press
The Gill-man tried online dating, 
it didn't go too well
His profile said "aquatic" 
but the pictures looked like hell!

(Chorus)
It's a  Modern Monster Mash (MASH!)
Something something social cache!
All the monsters came to crash
This digital monster bash!
From their crypts they did emerge
To post upon the net and surge
It was a graveyard smash!
It was a Modern Monster Mash

(Bridge)
Then things got really crazy, 
out of control
When Dracula tried to livestream 
from his coffin hole
The zombies all did TikTok dances, 
it was quite a sight
But their limbs kept falling off 
throughout the night!

(Guitar Solo)
[Classic rock guitar solo ]

(Final Chorus)
It's a  Modern Monster Mash (MASH!)
Caught in digital flash!
All the monsters came to crash
This tech no logical bash!
From their haunted houses they
Came to stream and post and play
It was a graveyard smash!
It was a  Modern Monster Mash

(Outro)
The monsters learned 
that being scary's not the same
When everybody's glued 
unto their phone screen game
So they packed up their apps 
and their viral trends
And went back 
to being traditional monster friends...
[Bored hmmph !!]

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(Intro) I was working in the lab late one night... (Verse 1) The zombies started texting "u up?" at 3 AM Dracula joined a book club, they're reading "Twilight" again The Wolfman's on a diet, he's counting all his carbs While Frankenstein is swiping right on monster dating apps The mummy started yoga, he's trying to get more fit But every time he stretches, bandages come unlit The Creature from the Black Lagoon joined a swim team But they disqualified him ' cause he's not what he seems! (Chorus) It's a Modern Monster Mash (MASH!) Something something social cache! All the monsters came to crash This digital monster bash! From their crypts they did emerge To post upon the net and surge It was a graveyard smash! It was a Modern Monster Mash (Verse 2) The Phantom of the Opera started a podcast 'Bout how the chandelier incident was way overblown, alas The Invisible Man got into stand-up comedy But nobody laughs 'cause nobody can see! The Blob joined a gym membership, but what a mess He kept absorbing all the weights and the bench press The Gill-man tried online dating, it didn't go too well His profile said "aquatic" but the pictures looked like hell! (Chorus) It's a Modern Monster Mash (MASH!) Something something social cache! All the monsters came to crash This digital monster bash! From their crypts they did emerge To post upon the net and surge It was a graveyard smash! It was a Modern Monster Mash (Bridge) Then things got really crazy, out of control When Dracula tried to livestream from his coffin hole The zombies all did TikTok dances, it was quite a sight But their limbs kept falling off throughout the night! (Guitar Solo) [Classic rock guitar solo ] (Final Chorus) It's a Modern Monster Mash (MASH!) Caught in digital flash! All the monsters came to crash This tech no logical bash! From their haunted houses they Came to stream and post and play It was a graveyard smash! It was a Modern Monster Mash (Outro) The monsters learned that being scary's not the same When everybody's glued unto their phone screen game So they packed up their apps and their viral trends And went back to being traditional monster friends... [Bored hmmph !!]

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