Monkey

[Verse 1] If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey Even if it has a monkey kinda shape If it doesn't have doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey Well maybe we could catch it on the tape If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey it's an ape [Verse 2] Look! There it goes! In the trees I don't know I can't tell if it's a monkey or an ape It's quite simple, Bob If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey it's an ape [Verse 3] Larry, I'm not sure you've got your logic quite right The zookeeper lady said it Who am I to tell her she's wrong? Sure, but I don't think she meant... If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey it's an ape [Verse 4] A kite has a tail It's a monkey A camera doesn't have a tail It's an ape If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey it's an ape [Verse 5] Finally The time is here Quick Take a picture Is it an ape? A monkey! Uh, Larry, that's a cow