[Instrumental intro] [Verse] Woke up in the ditch with a jug in my hand Don't remember whose truck, don't remember the plan Uncle Dale's on the roof with a shotgun and a kite Grandma's takin' bets on who's gonna win the fight [Pre-Chorus] Moonshine burning like a fire in my throat, Whole damn family rocking in a busted-up boat. Somebody's smoking something underneath the oak, Then Grandma walks outside and says, "BOB, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SMOKE?!" [Chorus] HILLBILLY BOB! Moonshine in my hand! Family's fighting in the front yard again! Banjo's running like it's never gonna stop, Somebody's smoking weed— HELL YEAH, I'M BOB! [Verse] Pawpaw's suin' Meemaw over half a hog Cousin Earl married a possum, don't ask, it's a whole dang blog The still done blew up, took the porch with it too Now the chickens are drunk and they're chasin' Uncle Lou [Pre-Chorus] Moonshine burning like a fire in my throat, Whole damn family rocking in a busted-up boat. Somebody's smoking something underneath the oak, Then Grandma walks outside and says, "BOB, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SMOKE?!" [Instrumental –Fiddle solo] [Breakdown — spoken, drawled] "Now hold on — hold ON — I ain't sayin' it was ME that started the fire... but I ALSO ain't sayin' it wasn't." [Chorus] HILLBILLY BOB! Moonshine in my hand! Family's still fighting in the front yard again! Banjo's smoking like it's gonna blow, Fiddle's going crazy— WHERE'D MY TRACTOR GO?! HILLBILLY BOB! Raise that mason jar! We're making bad decisions underneath the stars! Cousin's yelling, "BOB, YOU MESSED IT UP!" I said, "HELL YEAH!" Then I got stuck in the mud! HILLBILLY BOB! Everybody shout! If there's family drama, WE'RE GONNA FIND IT OUT! HILLBILLY BOB! One more round! Turn that banjo up 'TIL THE WHOLE HOUSE SHAKES THE GROUND! [Instrumental – Fiddle solo – Fadeout]
