do you ever imagine what it would be. . .like if we eloped or went remote and got married our parents did it and our grandparents and even our pets wait! i don’t have pets and you don’t either how convenient maybe we should get married! (check yes, check no) look at the state of the world and the interest rates it’s never been a worse time to buy a place and settle down but i still think we should get married (check yes, check no) how about a pros and cons list pro: i’ll give you all the love you need as long as i remember how to be me and even if i forget i’ll still remember you somewhere in my frazzled head i could make everything about you and what you like and who you are (check yes, check no) then wait there’s another dimension to this whole thing i think we should get married ‘cause you love me too! you can’t fail with two devoted crazies every day you can tell me how i’m funny and how i never cease to amaze you plus we get to wear lovely rings mine’s made of bubblegum and yours is made of whatever you want (check yes) is there any reason on God’s green earth you’d say no? (check no) let’s see well i don’t always brush my hair and sometimes i leave the mail out in the box for days at a time you can be a bit loud in public spaces and you’re always wearing those goofy hats but if these are the only downsides i don’t see why not so what do ya say? will ya marry me? (please check yes) i really really think we should get married i really really do feel we oughta give it a try (please check yes, check yes) do you ever imagine what it would be. . .like if we eloped or went remote and got married our parents did it and our grandparents i used to think pigs could fly let’s get married
