Rusty Bear Trap Part 1

You snore like a chainsaw cutting through a tin roof, And heaven knows my temper ain't bulletproof. You leave your muddy boots right in the kitchen sink, And my homegrown moonshine makes the whole house stink. We’re two jagged puzzles pieces that don't fit at all, Just throwing heavy plates against the bedroom wall. We’re a beautiful disaster, a highway head-on crash, Turning every sweet emotion into smoke and ash. But I ain't leaving, and you're staying put, Even with your heavy boot pressing on my foot! 'Cause our love is like a rusty bear trap, snapping on the bone! The ugliest damn romance that the world has ever known! It’s bitter like cheap coffee, it’s ugly as a sin, But lock the front door, baby, and let the fight begin! Yeah, we wear our scars like medals on this rocky ride, Two ugly, stubborn wolves howling side by side! Heeeeeeey! Hey! Your cooking tastes like asphalt, my singing hurts your ears, We’ve been drowning out the sweet talk with salty, bitter beers. You’ve got a mouth like a sailor, I’ve got a heart like a stone, The local cops know our address better than their own. But if anybody touches you, I’ll bury 'em in the clay, We love each other terribly, in the worst damn way. It ain't a Hallmark movie, there are no flashing rings! Just two broken people doing godforsaken things! It’s three chords and a dirty truth, turned up to eleven, A shortcut through the darkest hell to find our kind of heaven! 'Cause our love is like a rusty bear trap, snapping on the bone! The ugliest damn romance that the world has ever known! It’s bitter like cheap coffee, it’s ugly as a sin, But lock the front door, baby, and let the fight begin! Yeah, we wear our scars like medals on this rocky ride, Two ugly, stubborn wolves howling side by side! You’re awful. I’m worse. A beautiful, terrible, lifelong curse. Salty Soul. See you in the mud, darlin'.