A True, Texas, Teen Tale (Outlaw Country-Humorous-pg13)

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Mama once said back in the day.
you boys need to be aware,
just off four-ten, kinda tucked away, 
there's a run down theater there,

they used to show movies for all to see,
now its peeps shows, perverts and pornography.
and out in the back sits an old RV.
dont ever let me catch ya there, ya hear me?"

The power of suggestion, powerful indeed,
when a warning becomes a curiosity,
for 4 horny teenaged boys 'bout 17,
now why'd she have to  go 'n suggest such a thing?

(short refrain)

"Off to the movies, Mama"
"now whatcha boys gonna see"
"Called Coo Chee", an Asian drama."
"Y'all have fun now, be back at 3."

Technically it wasnt lyin, context is key,
I couldn't lie as to what weeze fixin to see,
through a sleight of words and tongue in cheek,
we was off to the boots, an' have us a peek.

The seating was spotty, the air reeked of sweat,
the film was shotty but it was real naughty sex,
the star of the show, like we dreamed she would be,
but that antagonist 10 times bigger 
than all 3.
"damn, and that hurt ME!!"

(ominous mood change)

10 minutes in, it didnt take long
dudes were dropping their britches, grabbin their ("beep")
they weren't just watching but playing along, 
we took off fast like a scared pack of dogs.

(resume normal, peppy mood)

with 2 hours left our hormones on speed
we stared short and hard at that tiny RV
we knew there's a lady who after the show
would charge you a fee for a 10 minute roll.

We banged on the door, she answered annoyed,
"I only do men not 4 teenaged boys"
"But we just saw a movie as Im sure you can tell"
"Too young, go home an' do it yourself"!

She slams the door so we kick it and run
we scream out "whore", she gets her gun,
now dodging bullets through the parking lot
we made it to safety with 2 holes in the car.

1 hour later Im at home but alive
""Mama said, "was that "Coo Chee" movie fine"?
It was all I could do to not bust out loud
"It was good, Mama, save for the exuberant crowd."

(slow to half time)

"now you boys didn't go to the puss n boot...right ?"

I raised my hand and said, "I swear to God, Mama, No, that's just not so........oh God, .......no!."
Stamped on the front of my wrist was all the ink-stained proof she needed,
Mama screamed, "Boy you lied to me and went to the Puss n Boots theater!"

I didnt see freedom again until I was leaving home, 
the Army was callin, Mama ballin, so off to war I go.
the theater would soon close its doors, 
that ole RV burned down to the ground...
Puss N Boots, she's gone for good,
but her story's still around.

[spoken]

" an' plenty to be found, 
I'm sure!"

the puss n boots she's gone for good
but her story's still around.

"meee-
oww"

"sorry  'bout that one, Mama"

"no, mama it's just a cat sound"

"noooo...it don't mean...that!"

"c'mon Mama.....it's just a name, "puss n...."

'..now mama, that wasnt very nice......"

"have ta bleep that one out now, mama....."

"ohhh mamaaa, ha ha ha haha....
{laughs}

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Mama once said back in the day. you boys need to be aware, just off four-ten, kinda tucked away, there's a run down theater there, they used to show movies for all to see, now its peeps shows, perverts and pornography. and out in the back sits an old RV. dont ever let me catch ya there, ya hear me?" The power of suggestion, powerful indeed, when a warning becomes a curiosity, for 4 horny teenaged boys 'bout 17, now why'd she have to go 'n suggest such a thing? (short refrain) "Off to the movies, Mama" "now whatcha boys gonna see" "Called Coo Chee", an Asian drama." "Y'all have fun now, be back at 3." Technically it wasnt lyin, context is key, I couldn't lie as to what weeze fixin to see, through a sleight of words and tongue in cheek, we was off to the boots, an' have us a peek. The seating was spotty, the air reeked of sweat, the film was shotty but it was real naughty sex, the star of the show, like we dreamed she would be, but that antagonist 10 times bigger than all 3. "damn, and that hurt ME!!" (ominous mood change) 10 minutes in, it didnt take long dudes were dropping their britches, grabbin their ("beep") they weren't just watching but playing along, we took off fast like a scared pack of dogs. (resume normal, peppy mood) with 2 hours left our hormones on speed we stared short and hard at that tiny RV we knew there's a lady who after the show would charge you a fee for a 10 minute roll. We banged on the door, she answered annoyed, "I only do men not 4 teenaged boys" "But we just saw a movie as Im sure you can tell" "Too young, go home an' do it yourself"! She slams the door so we kick it and run we scream out "whore", she gets her gun, now dodging bullets through the parking lot we made it to safety with 2 holes in the car. 1 hour later Im at home but alive ""Mama said, "was that "Coo Chee" movie fine"? It was all I could do to not bust out loud "It was good, Mama, save for the exuberant crowd." (slow to half time) "now you boys didn't go to the puss n boot...right ?" I raised my hand and said, "I swear to God, Mama, No, that's just not so........oh God, .......no!." Stamped on the front of my wrist was all the ink-stained proof she needed, Mama screamed, "Boy you lied to me and went to the Puss n Boots theater!" I didnt see freedom again until I was leaving home, the Army was callin, Mama ballin, so off to war I go. the theater would soon close its doors, that ole RV burned down to the ground... Puss N Boots, she's gone for good, but her story's still around. [spoken] " an' plenty to be found, I'm sure!" the puss n boots she's gone for good but her story's still around. "meee- oww" "sorry 'bout that one, Mama" "no, mama it's just a cat sound" "noooo...it don't mean...that!" "c'mon Mama.....it's just a name, "puss n...." '..now mama, that wasnt very nice......" "have ta bleep that one out now, mama....." "ohhh mamaaa, ha ha ha haha.... {laughs}

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