[Long Instrumental Intro] [Instrumental Break] [Verse 1] Sirens singing harmony, Mountains shifting slightly— Clocks are dripping off the wall, But we’re feeling quite politely. War’s outside, Death’s running late, Headlines burst dramatically— Still we pour the Earl Grey straight In perfect civility. [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] We’re having Doom’s Day afternoon tea, Doom’s Day afternoon tea. While the world falls apart politely, Sit right down with me. If it’s the end, we’ll let it be— Doom’s Day afternoon tea. [Instrumental Break] [Verse 2] Oceans rising carefully, Buildings bow respectfully, Someone asks for sugar cubes With calm intentionality. The sky performs catastrophe, The ground rewrites geography— Pass the jam and laugh with me, It’s just absurdity. [Instrumental Interlude] [Chorus] We’re having Doom’s Day afternoon tea, Doom’s Day afternoon tea. Let the planets disagree— Keep your cup steady. If it’s the end, we’ll let it be— Doom’s Day afternoon tea. [Instrumental Break] [Outro (repeat & fade)] Doom’s Day afternoon tea, Doom’s Day afternoon tea… If it’s the end, we’ll let it be— Doom’s Day afternoon tea. [Instrumental Outro] [Song Dramatic End]
