Metaversally Sexy - Saint Judas Halo (Remastered)

[Intro – chaotic quick-cut feedback, staggered guitar scrapes, stuttering drum fill into explosive downbeat] [Chorus – hyper-bouncy alt-metal groove, two vocalists trading fast lines, sarcastic punchy delivery] Everybody's sexy in the metaverse! Everyone get sexy in the metaverse! Big titties, fat asses, n' big hard wood Lemme take my ugly ass home, yeah Time to send my ugly ass home! [Post-Chorus – mocking, snarky call/response between deep + high vocals] So well fuck me then, right? Right!? [Rest – abrupt silence, pause] Yep! Yep! [Verse 1 – jerky stop-and-go rhythm, clipped vocal phrasing, back-and-forth energy] androgynous enough, to please everybody. Racially ambiguous, pleases everybody. You can get exactly, what, you, want.... [Verse 1 variation – same tempo but more unhinged, quick-cut accents] I never fucked a mouse... Nor have I fucked a bull... Put the heads on sexy bodies, You betcha ass I would! [Rest – tight stop] Nope, wait... [Verse 2 – frantic fast-tempo aggression, screaming main vocals w/ high backing responses] That's so hot! (Fuck yeah it is) Did your panties just drop! (Fuck yeah they did) Oh thats so fucking hot! (Fuck yeah it is) Does it hit the G spot? (Fuck yeah it did!) [Mocking tone – deadpan sarcasm, sudden drop in instrumentation] Are you sure you even found it? [Rest – abrupt silence] Yep! Yep! [Chorus – explosive re-entry, bouncy chug riffs, dual-vocal harmonic chaos] Everybody's sexy in the metaverse! Everyone get sexy in the metaverse! Big titties, fat asses, n big hard wood! Lemme take my ugly ass home, yeah, Time to send my ugly ass home! [Post-Chorus – aggressive shout then snarky reply] So well fuck me then, right? Right!? [Verse 3 – pounding groove with swagger, rhythmic chant-like cadence] Let 'em copy and paste it So they can go stroke it So close they can taste it, Makes 'em wanna choke it [Verse 3 variation – swingy bounce, nu-metal swagger, heavy accents] Click baity, jail baity, hot n' ready pieces. Pick me up, some of those, hot n' ready bitches! Click baity, jail baity, hot n' ready pieces. Get 'em, get 'em now, get em' while they're sizzlin'! [Rest – tight break] Yep! Yep! [Chorus – high-energy repetition, layered harmonies, frantic punch] Everybody's sexy in the metaverse! Everyone get sexy in the metaverse! Big titties, fat asses, n big hard wood! Lemme take my ugly ass home, yeah, Time to send my ugly ass home! [Bridge – tribal drums + chugging bass, call/response between deep + high vocals] Tentacles with big juggs... Sign me up! A min uh tore with big guns... Fires me up! A sexy female cyborg... Already done! A booty packin nun... Fuckin' sign me up! [2 measure heavy instrumental – rapid double-time choke-stops leading into final chorus] [Final Chorus – slightly longer, frantic bounce, stacked harmonies] Every body's sexy in the metaverse! Everything is sexy in the metaverse! Big titties, fat asses, n big hard wood, Bigger harder faster than there ever could! So Lemme take my ugly ass home, yeah, Time to send my ugly ass home, yeah, Im taking my ugly ass home, yeah already in my ugly ass home... [Rest – comedic tight pause] Yep! Yep! [Instrumental double time – rapid-fire drums + palm-muted gallop] [Outro – frantic double-time riffing, spoken chaos] I wonder what this does! It pulls the plug! [Rest] "Oops..." [Final ring out – long distorted chord, abrupt cutoff] [End]