Yeah... I'd Hit That

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country, honky-tonk, southern-fried storytelling

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Intro Spoken

[Woman] "Mm yeah... I'd hit that."

:Male: "Do women ever look at men and think... "I'd hit that?"

[Woman without hesitation] "Ummm, every day. Every day, absolutely."

Male: "Really?"

[Woman] " With a car..."

[Woman] "With a shovel..

[Woman]." With a bat...

(pause)
 
[Woman Spoken] "Mmm yeah I'd hit that."

Verse 1
[Woman]
He left his boots right in the doorway,
His socks were decorating the floor,
Asked me where his truck keys were,
While they're hanging by the damn 
front door. Said,

[Male] "Babe, what's for supper?"

[Woman] While I'm hauling groceries in,
[Woman] Then he cracked a cold one open,
[Woman} Like he just got back from war again.

Pre-Chorus

[Woman] He says, [Male] "Girl, you look beautiful,"
[Woman] With that smile and those blue eyes,
[Woman] And for about three whole seconds, I forgot all his crimes.

Chorus
[Woman] Yeah, I'd hit that, 
[Woman] like a shopping cart with a 
[woman] busted wheel.
[Woman] Like a cast iron skillet when he's
[Woman] acting unreal.

[Woman] Yeah, I'd hit that,
[Woman] Like a shovel digging treasure in
[Woman] in the backyard at night.

[Woman] Lord, he's lucky he's handsome,
[Woman] 'Cause common sense ain't where
[Woman] he's at,
[Woman] But when he asks if women think it...

[Woman] Girl, mmm yeah... I'd hit that.

Verse 2
He bought another fishing pole,
Said it was a
[Male] Necessity,
But sinks been leaking three
months straight,
And somehow that's still bothering me.

Then he tried explaining football,
Like I'd never seen the game,
I said, "Honey bless your heart,"
And he still didn't catch the shade.

Pre-Chorus
[Woman]
When starts his mansplaining,
My eye begins to twitch,
But he fires up that smoker,
And suddenly life's rich.

Chorus

[Woman]
Yeah, I'd hit that,
With a Louisville slugger made of 
sass and spite,
Or a rusty garden shovel on a 
hot damn Friday night.

Yeah, I'd hit that,
Like a deer crossing Highway one ninety-nine,
But then he slow dances in 
the kitchen,
And I change my mind.

Bridge Spoken Dialogue

[Male] "Now hold on, Babe, that sounds kinda violent."

Woman: "Oh hush, If I really done it, you'd know."

[Male] "Fair point."

Woman: "Besides, who'd unclog the garbage disposal?"

[Male] "Not me."

Woman: "Exactly."

Final Chorus

Yeah, I'd hit that,
With a car, a bat, a skillet, and a rake.
But mostly just because
That man's an easy target when 
he's late.

Yeah, I'd hit that,
Then laugh so hard I'd nearly 
fall flat,
'Cause after all these
 years together-

Mmm yeah...

I'd hit that.

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Intro Spoken [Woman] "Mm yeah... I'd hit that." :Male: "Do women ever look at men and think... "I'd hit that?" [Woman without hesitation] "Ummm, every day. Every day, absolutely." Male: "Really?" [Woman] " With a car..." [Woman] "With a shovel.. [Woman]." With a bat... (pause) [Woman Spoken] "Mmm yeah I'd hit that." Verse 1 [Woman] He left his boots right in the doorway, His socks were decorating the floor, Asked me where his truck keys were, While they're hanging by the damn front door. Said, [Male] "Babe, what's for supper?" [Woman] While I'm hauling groceries in, [Woman] Then he cracked a cold one open, [Woman} Like he just got back from war again. Pre-Chorus [Woman] He says, [Male] "Girl, you look beautiful," [Woman] With that smile and those blue eyes, [Woman] And for about three whole seconds, I forgot all his crimes. Chorus [Woman] Yeah, I'd hit that, [Woman] like a shopping cart with a [woman] busted wheel. [Woman] Like a cast iron skillet when he's [Woman] acting unreal. [Woman] Yeah, I'd hit that, [Woman] Like a shovel digging treasure in [Woman] in the backyard at night. [Woman] Lord, he's lucky he's handsome, [Woman] 'Cause common sense ain't where [Woman] he's at, [Woman] But when he asks if women think it... [Woman] Girl, mmm yeah... I'd hit that. Verse 2 He bought another fishing pole, Said it was a [Male] Necessity, But sinks been leaking three months straight, And somehow that's still bothering me. Then he tried explaining football, Like I'd never seen the game, I said, "Honey bless your heart," And he still didn't catch the shade. Pre-Chorus [Woman] When starts his mansplaining, My eye begins to twitch, But he fires up that smoker, And suddenly life's rich. Chorus [Woman] Yeah, I'd hit that, With a Louisville slugger made of sass and spite, Or a rusty garden shovel on a hot damn Friday night. Yeah, I'd hit that, Like a deer crossing Highway one ninety-nine, But then he slow dances in the kitchen, And I change my mind. Bridge Spoken Dialogue [Male] "Now hold on, Babe, that sounds kinda violent." Woman: "Oh hush, If I really done it, you'd know." [Male] "Fair point." Woman: "Besides, who'd unclog the garbage disposal?" [Male] "Not me." Woman: "Exactly." Final Chorus Yeah, I'd hit that, With a car, a bat, a skillet, and a rake. But mostly just because That man's an easy target when he's late. Yeah, I'd hit that, Then laugh so hard I'd nearly fall flat, 'Cause after all these years together- Mmm yeah... I'd hit that.

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