THE STAR SEEKERS An Officially Unofficial Theme Song for the Star Seeker Detective Agency [INTRO | Spoken, British Male Voice] London, 189-something. The magic's dying. The Queen's asleep. And someone's nicked the laws of reality. Splendid. Call the detectives. [VERSE 1] There's a tick in the clock and a ghost in the steam, A crack in the world where the stars shouldn't gleam. The wizards are whispering, the old wards are thin, And the Emerald Gentleman's wearing that grin. Five clever chaps with a rather odd knack, One reads tomorrow, one reads an old book's back. One swings a sword, one heals what you break, And one calls strange creatures for goodness' sake! [PRE-CHORUS] At Number Seven, Faraday Street, There's trouble brewing and trouble to meet. Bring your questions, your nerve, your best hat, But don't ask the pumpkin where your biscuits are at! [CHORUS] 🎵 We're the STAR SEEKERS! Sharp as a pin! Chasing the truth where the shadows creep in! Gaslight, gears, and a spell gone wrong, A missing memory and a very old song! Oh, the stars are falling, the world's gone queer, The Emerald Gentleman's drawing quite near! If you've got a mystery, darling, come through, The Star Seeker Agency is waiting for YOU! 🎵 [VERSE 2] Sebastian sees what the rest cannot, A troubled heart and a dangerous plot. Adrian's logic is frightfully grand, He'll prove you're wrong before you've quite finished your stand. Henry's a duke with a sword and a stare, And absolutely no time for a sensible affair. Alistair heals with a smile and a quip, While Elias summons things that give sceptics the slip! [VERSE 3 | Faster, Playful] There's Pumpkin the Devouring Gourd, fearsome and green, The hungriest vegetable London has seen! Wolpertinger, the Welsh Corgi, dashes about, With supernatural secrets and a bark of doubt. And Ariel the cockatoo, feathered and bright, Has opinions on everyone, morning and night. Three tiny disasters, one agency door, And somehow the carpet is smoking once more! [PRE-CHORUS 2] The clues don't lie, though the witnesses might, The portrait keeps moving when watched in the light. The past has gone missing, the future's askew, And the man in emerald wants to rewrite YOU! [CHORUS] 🎵 We're the STAR SEEKERS! Sharp as a pin! Chasing the truth where the shadows creep in! Gaslight, gears, and a spell gone wrong, A missing memory and a very old song! Oh, the stars are falling, the world's gone queer, The Emerald Gentleman's drawing quite near! If you've got a mystery, darling, come through, The Star Seeker Agency is waiting for YOU! 🎵 [BRIDGE | Music Drops, Ominous] They say magic fades. They say stars forget. They say some debts Should never be met. But five hearts stand Where the dark winds blow, And there's one thing The villains don't know... [BUILD | Spoken, Then Rising] You can steal a name. You can twist a memory. You can frighten a king. You can frighten a queen. But rewrite the world? Oh, do try, old boy. [FINAL CHORUS | Full Orchestra, Big Brass] 🎵 We're the STAR SEEKERS! Dressed to impress! Solving the world's most peculiar mess! Spells and secrets, a corgi on cue, A carnivorous pumpkin and a bird with a view! The stars may vanish, the night may descend, But five stubborn fools won't surrender the end! So straighten your collar, let danger ensue, The Star Seeker Agency is waiting for YOU! 🎵 [OUTRO | Spoken, Cheeky] The Emerald Gentleman has requested our immediate surrender. We've sent him a bill instead. Pumpkin ate the invoice. Wolpertinger ate the evidence. Ariel says we're all idiots. She's not entirely wrong. Now then, darling... Come to the Agency.
