You’ve been living like a steak with no secret All chew, no charm, no reason to keep it Here I am with an adorable grin Dark little mystery you wanna get lost in I’m savory, strange, hard to define A little splash of umami in your life I got depth in my heart and comforting stare And a name I can’t say, but I swear I care I wanna be your Worcestershire Girlfriend Wait, no, your Worcestershire girl Your Worcestershire sweetheart Your sauce of the underworld I wanna be your Worcestershire Girlfriend Your Worcestershire queen I may not say it right, baby But I make everything taste interesting I’m vinegar, molasses, garlic, and flows A little fermented drama in the undertones I don’t sit on the surface, I absorb through Bring a deep little magic to the meat of you A dash in your stew, a splash in your plans From a “pretty good” into “oh, hot damn” I’m complex, but I’m worth the stress A tiny black bottle in a little brown dress Try to read my label, yeah you heard Try to say my name, make a brand-new word But when my flavor hits, you understand Some love is bigger than pronunciation I wanna be your Worcestershire Girlfriend No, wait, your Worcestershire gal Your Worcestershire sauce girl With the flavors making you "wow!" I wanna be your Worcestershire Girlfriend Your tangy little mystery blend I may not say it right, baby But I make everything taste interesting Wor... Worce... Worcer-shire? Wor-sheesh? Wush-ta-sure? Baby, whatever! Please shake me up Please pour me out Let my complicated feelings shout I’m salty, savory, and hard to explain But you’ll keep coming back to avoid the plain I wanna be your Worcestershire Girlfriend Oh wow, I think I got it that time Your deep dark splash of devotion Your impossible-to-pronounce valentine I wanna be your Worcestershire Girlfriend Your bomb little bottle of dreams I may not say it right, baby But I make everything taste interesting Wor-sauce? Wush-sheer? Worcestershire? Close enough, my dear One splash and the whole world bends I’m your Worcestershire Girlfriend
