[Intro] [Spoken:] "Ladies, Gentlemen. Friends and family of the deceased." [Spoken:] "We are gathered here today, on this most somber of occasions..." [Spoken:] "To fondly remember, and to celebrate..." [Spoken:] "As well as to mourn..." [Spoken:] "The lie and times..." [Spoken:] "Of this mother fucking charade!" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!" [Verse 1] Sad horns play for a mournful crowd. A casket sinks into the ground. The Pall-bearers faces, stoic and proud, Behold a eulogy, so profound. And god himself, it seems, has come To grace us with his presence, too! And I'm just laughing in my grave Beneath my flag of black and blue! But oh! What a joke! It's so funny I could choke! This farce is so much more then I can take! But hey! Come and stay! There's no need to run away! Come inside and taste the ashes at my wake! HAHAHAHA! [Pre-chorus] Manufactured happiness! Frivolous! Ravenous! It takes two ta tango and I'm here to play! (HAHAHAHA) Accept my honorarium- My prehumous Requiem Raise and clink your glasses for the Cabaret! [Spoken:] "Let us pause - not only to acknowledge the loss we feel..." [Spoken:] "but also to give thanks for the beautiful memories..." [Spoken:] "Baal's blind obedience leaves behind." [Verse 2] Children cry, and the ladies weep, A neon angel starts to sing! A fist full of dirt is tossed into the creep, And you don't say a fucking thing! The Mourners part for things depraved And now the true fun can begin! They dance a Can-can on my grave As God embraces blessed sin~! HAHAHAHA! And why! What a guy! He's so funny I could cry! I'm addicted to his friction, I must say! Oh no! Time to go! There's a tantrum left to throw! Prostrate yourself and bend your weary heads to pray~! [Chorus] So come! And sing! My Requiem! And let me bask in all the tears it brings! And as You cry Your black heart out I'll be cutting the last of my strings~ My Requiem! For all the lies! My Requiem! For my disguise! A eulogy For little old me! And all the pretty bullshit you still wanted to see! It's my Requiem Because everyone dies~ [Spoken:] "I think of the quirky laughs we shared, the deep conversations that challenged me, and the moments of pure joy that made ordinary days special." [Spoken:] "Why, I remember one time, he says-" [Spoken:] "PRINT JOKE HERE" [Canned laughter] [Spoken:] "Those memories remind me that his spirit lives on each time we choose love over fear, courage over comfort, and honesty over pretense." [Spoken:] "Oh, so very honest!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [Pre-chorus] Manufactured happiness! Frivolous! Ravenous! It takes two ta tango and I'm here to play! (HAHAHAHA) Accept my honorarium- My prehumous Requiem Raise and clink your glasses for the Cabaret! [Chorus] So come! And sing! My Requiem! And let me bask in all the tears it brings! And as You cry Your black heart out I'll be cutting the last of my strings~ My Requiem! For all the lies! My Requiem! For my disguise! A eulogy For little old me! And all the pretty bullshit you still wanted to see! It's my Requiem Because everyone dies~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [Outro] [Spoken:] "EVERYBODY DIES!" [Spoken:] "So what's your fucking excuse?"