
Missing Sock Mystery~彼の抜殻~
Intro 「うーん…今日は洗濯物の謎を解く日だ。 夫の脱け殻たち…整列せよ。 しかし……靴下1つ、行方不明…」 Verse 1 カゴの中 整列する彼のシャツ パンツも靴下も 全てある あれ…1つ足りない? これぞミステリー Pre-Chorus 風に揺れるベランダ 洗濯バサミは証拠を握る 私は探偵、手袋片手に 事件の真相を暴くのだ Chorus Where is it…? どこに消えた? 片方の靴下、見つからない 名探偵、見回す窓辺 謎は深まる、洗濯の迷宮 Verse 2 棚の奥、椅子の下 もしかしてカーテンの影… ふむ、これは猫の仕業か? それとも夫のいたずらか Bridge 小さな靴下1つに 世界が揺れるこの瞬間 でも笑い飛ばすのが私の流儀 本日も洗濯戦線異常なし Final Chorus Ah-ha! 見つけた、片方の靴下 ソファ、夫の座る下 私は名探偵、勝利の微笑み 本日も平和だ Outro (Spoken) 「事件解決。 明日はどんな事件かな…」 +++++++++++++ Intro “Hmmm… today’s the day I solve the mystery of the laundry. My husband’s… abandoned shells… line up, soldiers. And yet… one sock… has gone missing…” Verse 1 Inside the basket, his shirts stand in a row, Pants and socks—everything seems there. Wait… isn’t something missing? Ah yes… a true mystery begins. Pre-Chorus Out on the balcony, swaying in the breeze, The clothespins hold the evidence tight. I am the detective, one glove on hand— I will uncover the truth behind this case. Chorus Where is it…? Where did it go? One lonely sock, still missing in action. The great detective scans the windowsill— The mystery deepens, in the laundry maze. Verse 2 Back of the shelf, under the chair, Maybe hiding behind the curtain’s edge… Hmm, could it be the cat’s doing? Or perhaps… my husband’s prank? Bridge For just one tiny runaway sock, My whole world shakes for a moment. But laughing it off—that’s my style. Another peaceful day on the laundry front. Final Chorus Ah-ha! Found it—the missing sock at last, Under the sofa, right where he sits. I am the detective, smiling in triumph— Another ordinary day ends in peace. Outro (Spoken) “Case closed. I wonder what tomorrow's case will be…”

