[Verse 1] Saw ya down the Level lookin rough as hell Tryna chat up girls half ya age again Still wearin skinny jeans in twenty-fuckin-six Mate honestly it's gettin a bit depressin And ya still do that thing where ya fake deep thoughts While nickin everyone else's cigarettes Talkin bollocks bout obscure bands Like anybody actually really cares And I heard ya tellin people I was mental Nah babe, I was just reactin normally Turns out when ya cheat on someone twice They get a little bit shouty [Pre-Chorus] Oh here we go again Poor little sad boy with a guitar [Chorus] God, I fuckin hate ya Ya make me tired Every time ya open ya mouth God, I fuckin hate ya Ya absolute dick'ead If I hear one more girl say "He's actually dead sweet once ya get to know him" I swear I'll lose my head [Verse 2] Ya smell like stale beer and bad decisions And that cheap spray ya drown yaself in Ya act like losin every job ya get Is some kinda protest against the system Nah mate Yer just late all the time [break] And every conversation turns into Some speech about ya childhood Or ya ex Or how nobody “gets” ya We got ya mate Yer just annoyin [break] [Pre-Chorus] And honestly the worst thing is Ya still think ya proper charmin [Chorus] God, I fuckin hate ya Ya make me tired Every time ya open ya mouth God, I fuckin hate ya Ya absolute dick'ead If I hear one more girl say "He's actually dead sweet once ya get to know him" I swear I'll lose my head [Bridge] STOP PLAYIN SAD SONGS AT HOUSE PARTIES NO ONE CARES AND THAT GIRL YA CHEATED WITH LEFT YA AFTER TWO WEEKS [Spoken] Which is actually well fuckin' funny by the way [Breakdown] Dick'ead [Final Chorus] God, I fuckin hate ya Ya make me tired Every time ya open ya mouth God, I fuckin hate ya Ya absolute dick'ead If I hear one more girl say "He's actually dead sweet once ya get to know him" I swear I'll lose my head God, I fuckin hate ya Ya make me tired Every time ya open ya mouth God, I fuckin hate ya Ya absolute dick'ead And somewhere in Brighton tonight Ya probably still talkin bout yaself again [Outro] [spoken] Dick'ead
