Your Pocket's Talking

[Verse 1] Your pocket's got a secret It's dialing me at night I hear your muffled footsteps You're walking left then right A sneeze A cough A zipper's hum I think I heard you chew some gum [Chorus] Oops! Your pocket's talking It's calling me again Your jeans got lots to say my friend Oops! Your pocket's chatting Spilling all the tea Your denim's got a hotline straight to me [Verse 2] I heard you order tacos With extra guac and spice Your wallet told your car keys "That burrito smells real nice" A hiccup Burp A scratchy sigh Are you serenading apple pie? [Chorus] Oops! Your pocket's talking It's calling me again Your jeans got lots to say my friend Oops! Your pocket's chatting Spilling all the tea Your denim's got a hotline straight to me [Bridge] Do your pants need therapy Or a phone plan of their own? Maybe I should text them "Hey! Leave me alone!" They dial at the weirdest hours I swear it ain't no prank Last night I heard you mumble "Who made that awful stank?" [Final Chorus] Oops! Your pocket's talking It's calling me again Your jeans got lots to say my friend Oops! Your pocket's chatting Spilling all the tea Your denim's got a hotline straight to me