⛰️❄️⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆❄️⛰️⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆❄️⛰️⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆ 🎵 NDC – NORDIC DISCORD CHALLENGE 🎵 ⛰️❄️⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆❄️⛰️⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆❄️⛰️⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆ NDC: May 31, 2026 Genre: Military March Music Theme: Covid rage © [2026] #ByDOT🔥- All rights reserved. VOICE ON RADIO : “Please remain calm…” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Uhhhhhh… Ohhhhhhh… Uhhhhhh… Ohhhhhhh… [Verse 1] I only wanted milk and bread A normal little trip instead But grandma sprinted past my knees With forty packs and stolen cheese A businessman in camouflage Was guarding paper like a czar A lady hissed “THEY’RE TWO-PLY FOOLS!” Then tackled someone into yogurts [Pre-Chorus] Left foot Right foot March into the fear If the shelves go empty WE ALL DIE HERE [Chorus ] COVID RAAAAAGE!!! TOILET PAAAAPERRRRR!!! Uhhhhhh ohhhhhhh I NEED THE LITTLE GOLDEN STARS!!! COVID RAAAAAGE!!! GRANDMA STOLE MY SHOOOOPPING CAAAART!!! She hit me with a baguette. [Verse 2 ] A man emerged from frozen peas Wearing rubber gloves to his knees He whispered softly through his mask: “Brother… where’s the softest pack?” Then from afar — a dreadful cry! “LAST FIVE-STARRRRRR!” NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! People running through the store Like Viking raiders during war One tiny child upon a shelf Was licking sanitizer gel [Pre-Chorus] One star Two star Three star NO! Four star Five star THAT’S THE ROLL! [Chorus] COVID RAAAAAGE!!! MARCHING THROUGH THE CITY NAKED!!! Because somebody stole my pants. COVID RAAAAAGE!!! EVERYBODY OVERREACTING!!! Uhhhhhh… Ohhhhhhh… I SAW A MAN BUY NINETY-EIGHT LASAGNAS!!! [Bridge] VOICE ON RADIO: “There is no need to panic.” PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! paper… paper… paper… PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPERRRRRRRRRRR!!! [Breakdown] [Only boots marching] Left… Right… Left… Right… I traded my television… FOR A THREE-PLYYYYYY DELUXE SUPREME!!! [Final Chorus ] COVID RAAAAAGE!!! TOILET PAAAAPERRRRR!!! Uhhhhhh ohhhhhhh I NEED THE LITTLE GOLDEN STARS!!! COVID RAAAAAGE!!! THE OLD MAN STOLE MY DISINFECTANT!!! This used to be a civilized country… COVID RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!! [Outro] [Tape slowing down] [Distant screaming shopper] [Single lonely toilet roll spinning across supermarket floor] Uhhhhhh… ohhhhhhh… Two-ply… monster… © [2026] #ByDOT🔥- All rights reserved.
