Oh, honey, stop crying! You're ruining the mascara! And I paid good money for that face. Sort of. [Verse 1: Bouncy Swing Rhythm] Welcome to the studio, you cum-stained little stray You look like twenty dollars on a bad recession day! I see you’re shaking, trembling, clutching at your chest Relax, my dear, put that anxiety to the test! You weren't a saint on Earth, you were a slut for cheap cocaine So don't pretend you have a single moral to maintain! Open wide, say "Ah," let the demon in We’re gonna paint the walls with your original sin! [Pre-Chorus: Rising Brass Section] (Vocals getting aggressive but staying happy) You think you’re special? You’re just meat on a bone! I’ll rent you out by the hour, zone by zone! So lube it up, buttercup, and put on the show How low can a loser like you really go? [Chorus: Huge Big Band Explosion] [Fast Tempo, Trumpets Blaring] It’s all **GLITTER AND GAG REFLEX**, baby, tonight! (Ad-lib: Choke on it!) If you can’t breathe, then you’re doing it right! Sell your body, sell your soul, sell the hole inside! There’s no dignity left, nowhere to hide! Just a pretty little puppet with a hand up its ass, Smiling for the camera, showing zero class! [Verse 2: Fast Patter Section] [Rhythm speeds up significantly - like a rap] Snort-it-smoke-it-lick-it-suck-it, put it in the bucket! If it’s breathing, if it’s paying, darling, you can f*ck it! I got clients waiting with the cash and the disease Get down on the carpet and scuff up your knees! You’re a junkie, you’re a flunky, you’re a waste of good air But with a little bit of lipstick, I almost don’t care! Pop the pill, pay the bill, swallow all the pride Enjoy the violation on this rollercoaster ride! [Bridge: Sudden Slowdown / Burlesque Style] [Drum brushes and slow piano] (Voice drops to a creepy whisper) Look at me... You love it, don't you? You love being absolute trash. [Sound effect: Whip Crack] **SCREAM FOR DADDY!** [Chorus: Final Grand Finale] [Maximum Volume, Chaotic Brass] It’s all **GLITTER AND GAG REFLEX**, baby, tonight! (Ad-lib: Swallow it down!) If you can’t breathe, then you’re doing it right! Sell your body, sell your soul, sell the hole inside! There’s no dignity left, nowhere to hide! Just a pretty little puppet with a hand up its ass, Smiling for the camera... [Long high note hold] SHOWING ZEEE-ROOO CLAAAAASS! [Outro] [Big Swing Finish - Ba-da-ba-da-BAM!] [MALE VOCALS] Clean yourself up. You're sticky. [Orchestra Hit]
