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The Ultimate Litmus Test

The fishing minigame is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To refrain from stealing fish in another's world is an easy, polite task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To refrain from fishing is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to wait for their own respawns. Therefore the fishing minigame presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for having a low Catch refinement, no one will hunt you or kill you after being caught fishing, you gain nothing by not taking free fish. You must stay your rod out of the goodness of your own heart. You must be patient because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The fishing minigame is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society. join a /gig/ger's world for fishing he has direct join enabled go to the radioactive water to get the angelfish 4 of them spawned, fish 1 because direct join enabled, some random guy joins sees i'm at radioactive fish and drives his boat over as i get the second one as i fish the third one, i see he aggro's the slimes over to get me killed while fishing climb the mast observe his cheld die to ice slimes while he tries to fish but can't because of mob aggro kek use yoi to clear out the slimes fish out the last angelfish as he drives his boat back a second time what the fuck, when did fishing become this competitive? is getting the catch really worth trying to murder other characters for?