[Title: Jitter Juice] [Slow Intro, Sleepy Male Vocal, Fingerpicked Guitar] [Verse 1] 6:15 alarm, I hit snooze til eight oh three Mug says "World's Okayest Dad," that's accurate for me First sip, black, lukewarm, tastes like regret and toast I whisper to the Keurig, "please, I need you most" [Pre-Chorus] Oat milk swirl, one pump vanilla, that's my vice Heart goes thump... thump... then thump-thump twice Jitter Juice, baby, pour it in my veins Turns a Monday zombie into caffeinated planes Jitter Juice, baby, Never asked for decaf Now I'm reorganizing the garage at well your gonna laugh[Chorus] [Beat Drop] wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [Hard Cut][Silence] [Rap Verse, Hyperactive, 160 BPM, Aggressive Delivery] Yo I got that jitter juice, jitter juice, jitter JUICE Espresso shot, cold brew chaser, light the fuse Eyes wide, third eyelid, talking to my fern Told my Roomba it needs therapy, it needs to learn Hands shaky typing emails to the CEO of beans "Dear Sir, I can see sounds, please send more caffeine" Four shots, five shots, six shots, who's counting Heart doing parkour off my ribcage, mounting Grinding beans at midnight, neighbors call the cops I offered them a latte, now we're doing jumping jacks nonstop I'm alphabetizing spices, translating my cat He said "meow" means "more oat milk," imagine that Jitter jitter jitter juice running through my spleen I blinked and built IKEA furniture I haven't even seen Barista spelled my name Dave with a V and an E I tipped in crypto, stock options, and my left knee DECAF? No thanks, that's coward soup I drink the dark roast straight, I chew the scoop [Outro, Whispered, Back to Acoustic] jitter juice... please... water... maybe... tomorrow... tea... Decaf is coward soup grind those beans and chew the scoop chew the scoop chewy scoop bloop
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