You’re so bad at picking men You should have been a lesbian You get rid of one Then go out and find another Was it your mom Or just an abusive brother? You’re so bad at picking one You should have been a nun You’re not religious But at least you’d have a life Think you don’t want to be alone? Find a better clone. You’re so bad at picking men You should have been a lesbian You get rid of one Then go out and find another Was it your mom Or just an abusive brother? [chorus] just don’t look for love because you don’t want to be alone You have to love yourself most of all Standing in the mirror tall. [bridge] Next time you try Let me go before I actually like men I know what to look for. You’re so bad at picking one You should have been a nun You’re not religious But at least you’d have a life Think you don’t want to be alone? You should find a better clone. Want to find a man? You’d do better gay. Men are great companionship If you like to play But if you’re serious, play my hunch Whatever you do—don’t talk too much.
