[spoken intro] I can see you… You’re running at me. Unicorns scare me. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….. [verse one] I’m spiraling, I’m running, Unicorns scare me. What does she want? Tryinna escape, I can’t flee. She’s fast, Furious, Gets what she wants. That thing on her head Is it real? Is it worn? Is that…. Is that a … DILDA-CORN? [hook] Running… I gotta get away. See y’all later, I can’t stay. Running… Damn she’s fast! Quicker…. More gas… She’s on my ass! Running…. [verse two] I bought new shoes, Now I’m really quick. Dippin, Divin, Runnin, Jumpin. She can’t catch me now. She is pretty though. Maybe I’ll slow. Can I ride her? Let me see. Face your fears Know Know! Maybe she likes me. Can I ride bare back? Nice and smooth. Hold her mane, Maybe pull. Will she go faster If I smack her azz? Hold on… Smack… Grasp… [hook] Running… I gotta get away. See y’all later, I can’t stay. Running… Damn she’s fast! Quicker…. More gas… She’s on my ass! Running…. [outro] I think I like her now. Miss Unicorn, What say you? And what’s that Dilda-corn do?