Verse 1 Wake up in the morning, grab my phone, Here comes a troll, I guess I’m not alone. “I hate AI!” they proudly proclaim, Then listen to my song and mention my name. “That's not music!” “That's just slop!” Yet somehow they can't make themselves stop. They say, “I won't give you any views!” Then watch my video like they got nothing to lose. Pre-Chorus Oh, I think I see what's happening here... You say you hate it, but you keep appearing! If I'm so terrible, why do you care? You must really love hanging out here! Chorus Welcome to the Troll Factory, Where the comments never stop! “AI ain't music!” “That's just slop!” Meanwhile I'm still making songs, And you're still watching every drop! Troll, troll, troll all day, Got nothing better to say! You can scream into your keyboard, I'm just gonna hit replay! Verse 2 “I blocked you!” — but you're back again, Guess that block button wasn't working, my friend! You found my page, you found my song, You found another comment just to say I'm wrong. You wrote a novel underneath my post, About how AI creators bother you most. Seventeen paragraphs just to explain How much you hate the thing you came to complain about again! Pre-Chorus Oh, I think I see what's happening here... You're giving me engagement, year after year! Every little comment, every little fight, Thanks for helping my algorithm tonight! Chorus Welcome to the Troll Factory, Where the comments never stop! “AI ain't music!” “That's just slop!” Meanwhile I'm still making songs, And you're still watching every drop! Troll, troll, troll all day, Got nothing better to say! You can scream into your keyboard, I'm just gonna hit replay! Bridge You said, “Don't make another song!” So I made another one. You said, “Nobody wants to hear it!” So here's another one for fun! You said, “AI has no soul!” Maybe that's your point of view... But there's a human sitting here Having way too much fun annoying you! Breakdown Troll under the bridge... Troll on the page... Troll in the comments... Having a meltdown on stage! “It's not real!” “It's not art!” “It's not music!” Bless your heart! Final Chorus WELCOME TO THE TROLL FACTORY! Punch your ticket at the door! If you hate AI music so much, Why you coming back for more?! Troll, troll, troll all day, Keep the comments coming my way! You can hate it, you can mock it, You can write another rant... I'll just make another song anyway! Outro Welcome to the Troll Factory... Where apparently the trolls Are our biggest fans.
