[Verse] I'm haulin' freight down interstate five Can’t read the signs but hey I'm doing just fine What’s “low bridge”? I Ain’t got a clue how to read traffic signs they Look like gibberish to me [Prechorus] my Brake lights flashing my hearts going numb Should’ve learned to read english Before hauling Eighty thousand pounds down the road down the road!!! [Chorus] Rolling in reverse I'm a real curse Can’t read a map i don't know left or right I'm a highway fright you won't know if I'll stay straight in my space or make a sudden U turn across all lanes across all lanes [Verse 2] I passed the test with a little help Thanks to Google Translate and some stealth Now I'm lost in a GPS maze Not even sure what it says! what does the GPS say? [Bridge] Horn's a-blarin' middle fingers extending other drivers shoutin' “What the hell are you doing?” I was heading to Oregon i think But I almost hit a marathon could have killed dozens! hit them like deer [Chorus] Rolling in reverse I'm a real curse Can’t read a map i don't know left or right? I'm a highway fright you won't know if I'll stay straight in my space or make a sudden U turn across all lanes yeeaaaahhhh suddenly across all lanes! [musical interlude] now my turban is flying any extra passengers flaying had to slam on the brakes now I'm jack knifing soon I won't be moving the world is spinning and I'm literally [Chorus] Rolling in reverse I'm a real curse Can’t read a map what's know left or right? I'm a highway fright you won't know if I'll stay straight or leave my space or make a sudden U turn across all lanes across all lanes causing you to crap your pants making you crap your pants!!! as you swerve to avoid me its best you avoid me!!! [epic ending]
